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Old 09-13-2009, 04:17 AM
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.. by the end of the year to indefinitely persue love, peace & Akvavit. Advice needed on how to survive:

- bear attacks
- wolf attacks
- hypothermia
- mosquitos
- Oslo during the 17th of May

As for dealing with wild animals, I am pretty capable with a spatula. Any other tips?
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Old 09-13-2009, 05:04 AM
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I think Akvavit is the answer for all your questions....
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Old 09-13-2009, 05:35 AM
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Touché.
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Old 09-13-2009, 08:10 AM
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Get used to the fact that our goverment are incompetent.
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Old 09-13-2009, 09:36 AM
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As for dealing with wild animals, I am pretty capable with a spatula.
Planning to throw Krabby Patties at them?
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Old 09-13-2009, 11:14 AM
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Loki[D.d.G]: I'm ready! I'm ready!

Fiberfar: Nothing new there. Getting pretty tired of all the sensasionalism in our little Dutch political system, not to mention that Wilders character. I know you have your crazies too though. At least your politicians seem a little more willing to listen the economics professors.
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Old 09-14-2009, 09:53 AM
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We're electing the new goverment today. Who knows, they might be better or worse. I believe they'll do about as well as the previous one, though.
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Old 09-14-2009, 12:29 PM
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Cool! You are welcome. Leave the wild animals to me, and keep the Akvavit. Never mind hypothermia, you won't get it. Oslo during the 17th of May is easy: Don't go there. I've stayed away from downtown on the 17th for the last 15 years, and I'm perfectly happy. I usually go fishing in the woods, that's national spirit enough for me. So you're gonna live in Oslo? File for bankrupcy now!
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Old 09-14-2009, 02:43 PM
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From your mouth to Kristin Halvorsen's ears.

I'll live in Oslo, but I intend to do a lot of outdoorsy stuff too. My parents took me to Norway for many summer vacations during my childhood. I love the Norwegian nature.

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I usually go fishing in the woods, that's national spirit enough for me.
Do you have one of those knitted pattern sweaters?
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I usually go fishing in the woods, that's national spirit enough for me.
Mmmm, Norwegian salmon. I like sushi
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From your mouth to Kristin Halvorsen's ears.

I'll live in Oslo, but I intend to do a lot of outdoorsy stuff too. My parents took me to Norway for many summer vacations during my childhood. I love the Norwegian nature.


Do you have one of those knitted pattern sweaters?
No, those sweaters are for tourists and politicians who wants to look "folksy." Speaking of which: Yesterday we managed to re-ellect the most incompetent government we've had since the 70s, so you might as well stay in Holland. Our taxes are gonna go through the roof, and we'll be forced to go to bed at 9pm in two years.
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Old 09-15-2009, 02:53 AM
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so you might as well stay in Holland.
I have a lady waiting for me there who begs to differ.

But seriously, this will be quite the trial for me. Different country, language, work, etc. My biological imperative to nest takes precedence though.
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Yesterday we managed to re-ellect the most incompetent government we've had since the 70s
My condolensces - the Swedish equivalent (who are now in opposition) say they view the Norweigian election as an "inspiring act to follow", If that happens next year, I think I'll take up on the job offer I got from Kampala University to teach.

Tricky, the scenery in Norway is outstanding, really, really marvellous. However, so are living costs. And it's not exactly continental...so, good luck!
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Old 09-16-2009, 05:37 AM
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And it's not exactly continental...so, good luck!
I've heard that word several times now and I've come to the conclusion only Scandinavian people truly understand its proper definition. I still have no idea.
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Old 09-16-2009, 09:40 AM
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No, those sweaters are for tourists and politicians who wants to look "folksy." Speaking of which: Yesterday we managed to re-ellect the most incompetent government we've had since the 70s, so you might as well stay in Holland. Our taxes are gonna go through the roof, and we'll be forced to go to bed at 9pm in two years.
I don't think so: your government is not so far to the left to significantly undermine the Norwegian economy. Anyway, the good news - your Conservative party is steadily gaining popularity. Way to go.

@Tricky

If you decide on a folksy sweater, you should also buy a shotgun. They kinda go hand in hand.
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