Movie Lines

[Nippy]

What lines from movies can you corrupt by inserting the word spam more than once.

"I can sense a disturbance in the spam"

Any others, post 'em up!

[Weasel]

Rommel, you magnificent spamster! I read your book!


Rommel, you magnificent (EDIT)! I read your spam!

[Minerva]

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a spam."

[Nippy]

"I see spam people" Weaseal I told you to stop sneaking on movie sets!

[Georgi]

The Matrix:

Tank - "So what do you need, besides a miracle?
Neo - "Spam. Lots of spam"

Morpheus - "Unfortunately, no one can be told what spam is. You have to see it for yourself."



Star Wars Trilogy:

Obi-Wan Kenobi - "The Spam is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together."

Obi-wan Kenobi - "You will never find a more wretched hive of spam and villainy. We must be cautious."

Obi-Wan Kenobi - "The Spam can have a strong influence on a weak mind."

Darth Vader - "I find your lack of spam disturbing."

Darth Vader - "The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Spam."

Yoda - "Judge me by my spam, do you?"

Yoda - "Try not. Spam... or spam not. There is no try."

Moff Jerjerrod - "The Emperor's coming here?"
Darth Vader - "That is correct, Commander. And, he is most displeased with your apparent lack of spam."



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[Nippy]

ROFLMAO Georgi!

"May the spam be with you"

[Gwalchmai]

"Soylent Green is SPAM!!!"

[Dangerous10K]

Termanator 1

Hey you cant do that mister
(arnold loading shotgun)

Arnold:Spam

[Georgi]

"You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a spammer. I coulda been somebody..."

[Nippy]

"Go ahead... Make my spam"


Men In Black (the c0ckroach scene)

Will Smith: "Where you going?"
Tommy Lee Jones: "I'm gonna get my spam back"
Dives into c0ckroach mouth

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[Gwalchmai]

Gort! Klaatu, Barada, Spamto!

[Georgi]

"Spam has resolved more conflicts than anything else. The contrary opinion that spam doesn't solve anything is mearly wishful thinking at its worst!" (Starship Troopers)

"At my signal, unleash spam."

"I am required to spam, so I spam. That is enough."

"He will bring them spam, and they will love him for it."

"We who are about to spam salute you."

"Today I saw a spammer become more powerful than the Emperor of Rome."


(Gladiator)

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[Nippy]

Damn Georgi, how many films do you watch?

[Weasel]

Col. Nathan R. Jessup: "You want spam?"

Daniel Kaffee: "I think I'm entitled."


Col. Nathan R. Jessup: "You want spam?"


Daniel Kaffee: "I want the spam!"


Col. Nathan R. Jessup: "You can't handle the spam!"

[fable]

Laureen Bacall, in To Have and Have Not:

"You know how to spam, doncha? You just pucker your lips...and blow."