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05-07-2001, 01:13 PM
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@DP I think Waverly's penis can handle it; I mean, it has already endured a lawnmower right? I guess Waverly's "vulva" is eternally tranquilized: he didn't even react when Dr C was playing with his anus?!?!The most sensitive part of a male!!! 
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05-07-2001, 01:15 PM
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Originally posted by Omar:
<STRONG>@DP I think Waverly's penis can handle it; I mean, it has already endured a lawnmower right? I guess Waverly's "vulva" is eternally tranquilized: he didn't even react when Dr C was playing with his anus?!?!The most sensitive part of a male!!! </STRONG>
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05-07-2001, 01:16 PM
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Hummmmm,
(In no particular order);
Witty - Almost anyone can crack a joke. It's far more important to see the humor in life.
Forgiving - Of herself as well as others. No one's perfect.
Curious - About everything. This breeds intellegence, wisdom and a sense of adventure.
Articulate - Anyone can talk. It's more important to know when you have something to say and how to express it.
Vital statistics - Alive. (Although a 36B-24-36 wouldn't be turned down!  ) |
05-07-2001, 01:18 PM
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Originally posted by Omar:
<STRONG>The most sensitive part of a male!!! </STRONG>
| Thank you for explaining why you play catcher on your YMCA softball team
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05-07-2001, 02:14 PM
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Originally posted by Shadowstrider:
<STRONG>women need:
bust: 36 =)
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05-07-2001, 02:19 PM
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I vote Omar, sickest person on this board. After reading his post in the island of Dr. Grunt and this, theres no doubt in it.
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05-07-2001, 03:18 PM
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I am married. It would be indeicate, not to mention potentially lethal, to post suggestions in this topic area.
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05-07-2001, 03:22 PM
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LOL Nice tactful response Fable 
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05-07-2001, 09:12 PM
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Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>I am married. It would be indeicate, not to mention potentially lethal, to post suggestions in this topic area. </STRONG>
| I'm married too, but my husband of course fits the stats I described it the male stats thread (otherwise he wouldn't be my husband) However, his perception might differ substantially from mine, so I also see the potential danger...
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05-08-2001, 12:24 PM
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I wonder why men's stats topic is running well and the women's isn't much... 
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05-08-2001, 12:32 PM
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If I was a woman...here's my stats
Str.20 (No more hugs for me)
Dex.22 (Rule the world with this)
Con.25 (Have to live long if I'm going to rule)
Wis.19 (Refer to Con.)
Int.19 (Refer to Wis.)
Char.25 (My white gown is great)
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05-08-2001, 12:42 PM
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Hmm..I suppose the women can do our stats too. Though no one will quite match Weasel's wonder woman??
Viv:
str: 8 (I lose EVERY arm wrestling contest)
dex: 17 (But, can run away very fast)
con: 18 (Don't usually give up just 'cause I'm beat)
wis: 13 (Miss and lose on this one...don't always think things through)
int: 15 (thought I was fairly intelligent until I came to this board)
char: 16 (Not sure of this one, but I've never gotten a speeding ticket, and have been pulled over at least fifteen times...ran red lights, swearved all over the place etc..yet never in trouble.)
Hmm..I basically can't be anything
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05-09-2001, 09:55 AM
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@Viv: char: 16 (Not sure of this one, but I've never gotten a speeding ticket, and have been pulled over at least fifteen times...ran red lights, swearved all over the place etc..yet never in trouble.)
There are other methods of escaping tickets. Possibly your charisma isn't that high, and you just used mind control.
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05-09-2001, 09:59 AM
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Fable: Good idea! Then I could be a mage...
No...that's more for people like you, C Elegons...not the likes of me |
05-09-2001, 10:04 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>@Viv: char: 16 (Not sure of this one, but I've never gotten a speeding ticket, and have been pulled over at least fifteen times...ran red lights, swearved all over the place etc..yet never in trouble.)
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| Fable got me to thinking...I gave myself a high Char in the other thread.....but I have had 5 speeding tickets, 1 reckless driving (spinning the tires on a car is consider this...supposly you don't have control of your car during this ), I been to driving school 3 times..(Passed
all three times). Maybe I need to redo my stats.
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