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06-04-2006, 03:28 AM
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| | | Microwaves Slowing Down Time Oke, not a news article or anything, and I have no scientific proof, but it seems to me that when the microwave is in use, time slows down.
Even if I'm not thinking about it, time will seem to go noticeably slower.
Anyone else experience this? | 
06-04-2006, 04:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Damuna_Nova Oke, not a news article or anything, and I have no scientific proof, but it seems to me that when the microwave is in use, time slows down.
Even if I'm not thinking about it, time will seem to go noticeably slower.
Anyone else experience this? | I think you should make your dinner before you are that hungry  | 
06-04-2006, 05:06 AM
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| | | My advice: do not stare at clocks, ever. | 
06-04-2006, 06:53 AM
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| | | You're right - due to the number of microwaves operating simultaniously iall over the world, time has ground to a halt. | 
06-04-2006, 11:32 AM
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| | "A watched kettle never boils."
The phenomenon applies to lots of things... | 
06-04-2006, 11:36 AM
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| | | I notice this phenomenon when I am filling my glass with water from the refrigerator door dispenser--it seems to take forever. | 
06-04-2006, 11:55 AM
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| | | time only slows down if you sit and watch food turning , the radiation screws with your perceptions
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06-04-2006, 12:06 PM
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| | | Yeah, when you finish a two hour exam in thirty minutes, never stare at your digital watch and help it count to sixty every minute for an hour and a half... | 
06-04-2006, 12:21 PM
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| | ok...mabie im just weird, but whenever im making dinner using a microwave (90% of my dinner) i always have everything set up so when the food is cooking im making somthing elce, cleaning crap up, or watching TV.
Im just a freak i guess...or mabie i have OCD  | 
06-04-2006, 01:07 PM
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| | | Yeah...not thinking about it means not watching the clock or anything. | 
06-04-2006, 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Damuna_Nova Oke, not a news article or anything, and I have no scientific proof, but it seems to me that when the microwave is in use, time slows down.
Even if I'm not thinking about it, time will seem to go noticeably slower.
Anyone else experience this? | All of the time but I usually just figured it was the pot. | 
06-04-2006, 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by TonyMontana1638 All of the time but I usually just figured it was the pot. |
I think I'm laughing at the wrong thing here | 
06-04-2006, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by TonyMontana1638 <SNIP>I usually just figured it was the pot. | You shouldn't put pots or any other metal items in microwaves. - Curdis ! | 
06-04-2006, 10:26 PM
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| | Pots can be ceramic or plastic... 
I have some of those. | 
06-05-2006, 04:41 AM
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| | @Curdis: He was talking about smoking pot.
@Tony: Do not smoke pot while in a microwave. Actually, don't ever get in a microwave. | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes | Rate This Thread | Linear Mode | |
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