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Old 10-22-2009, 07:26 AM
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Old 10-22-2009, 07:58 AM
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Meh - nothing like the 500g burgers we used to order at Burger King when we visited after organizing parties at uni.
Heck - one time we even placed an order so big they had to divide it over two orders ..... the 10 of us

But one would think there wouldn't be any need in luring geeks into a burger joint
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Old 10-22-2009, 08:58 AM
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Old 10-22-2009, 09:05 AM
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Seven burger patties: cholesterol without any compensating value whatsoever. Why does that somehow seem to scream "Microsoft"?
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Old 10-22-2009, 09:15 AM
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What I'd give to see Bill Gates chowing down on that...
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Old 10-22-2009, 02:55 PM
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Ugh...
That looks **really** gross.....
It's a tossup as to which is worse, this or the KFC monstrosity that was recently posted here.

Beyond being disgusting from a physical viewpoint.. it's also nauseating from a social perspective. Any society that can afford to over indulge like that... while so much of the world goes hungry.. It seriously makes me ill.
Sorry... don't mean to pontificate, I know you meant to be light-hearted Loki I just get angry about issues like this at times.
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Old 10-22-2009, 03:37 PM
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Sorry... don't mean to pontificate, I know you meant to be light-hearted Loki I just get angry about issues like this at times.
No worries

I'd sooner swallow that burger whole and risk choking to death than get miffed at the best of times.
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Old 10-22-2009, 05:30 PM
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Beyond being disgusting from a physical viewpoint.. it's also nauseating from a social perspective. Any society that can afford to over indulge like that... while so much of the world goes hungry.. It seriously makes me ill.
There's a documentary that you shouldn't see, then, called "Super Size Me," about the US fastfood industry. By extension, it definitely holds true for the fastfood industry around the world.
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Old 10-27-2009, 04:43 PM
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You're all pawns in this corporate scheme. Paying more money for versions that are worse off than before. I'll bet 90% of people don't even bother upgrading and will stick with the Whopper. If you noobs had any sense at all you'd switch to Back Yard Burgers or at least Chick-fil-a (even though they can be snobs with that whole "we invented the chicken sandwich" thing). You're just destroying your biological hardware with that piece of Burger$ing bloatware. 7 patties? They just keep adding on extra junk without improving the overall hamburger. Typical. You'll probably have to upgrade your stomach just to get it down and then it'll just muck up all your other components because I doubt that's compatible with low cholesterol.

And still the sheeple buy because they don't know any better and it's because what is familiar, when in reality it's not that familiar because you've been used to one or two patties. Now don't give me any complaints about how Back Yard Burgers isn't in your area or anything because you can get it if you just took a minute of time to understand and drive out there.
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