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01-08-2003, 04:30 PM
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Pfizer Corp. is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives new meaning to the names of c0cktails, highballs and just a good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount & Do. Also, just something to think about.... The long term implications of drugs and medical procedures must be fully considered: Over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than was spent on Alzheimer's disease research. It is believed that by the year 2030, there will be a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts and erections who can't remember what to do with them. So be careful.
I guess this is Pepsi's attempt to counter Coke's promise of "a Coke and a smile"  
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01-08-2003, 04:32 PM
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I thought I was addicted to pepsi now....
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01-08-2003, 04:45 PM
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| | LMAO....How ironic that Pfizer also owns the patent on Imitrex, the first medication to specifically target and stop a migraine without drowziness.
Now when they sell their new beverage, they can co market it with imitrex... *snicker* so much for the "I've got a headache" routine.
So glad I bought stock in the company years ago 
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01-08-2003, 04:59 PM
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LOL! Pretty funny, as such jokes go.
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01-08-2003, 05:33 PM
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01-08-2003, 06:56 PM
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| |  Quote: Originally posted by Scayde
LMAO....How ironic that Pfizer also owns the patent on Imitrex, the first medication to specifically target and stop a migraine without drowziness. | Wasn't Coke first sold as an elixer to ease headaches?
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01-08-2003, 06:59 PM
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First I am going home to set up my home network, so you will all finnaly see me post.... post 5 oclock. Hah HAH! my post count will TRIPLE!
Secondly..
ANIMAL! ANIMAL! ANIMAL!
thirdly..
My ladyfriends a nurse and can get me some viagra. Anyone know of side effects when your only 20. Im just going to lock the door to my room and never let her leave...
HAh AHH going home
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01-08-2003, 07:41 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Skooter327
Wasn't Coke first sold as an elixer to ease headaches? | I heard it was a phoney form of curing colds. And sold by traveling salesmen in the early 1900's or somewhere around that time. It was one of the less respected jobs, as they basically were selling phoney stuff, but it tasted good.
Thats what Ive heard...and it was from a history teacher, so its a somewhat reliable source...
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01-08-2003, 07:58 PM
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| | Hmm, didn't Coke originate in Georgia? Are you sure you're not thinking of the Watkins man, Tybbs, or is that just a Minnesota thing, like Schwan's. Your date sounds about right, albeit vague! 
Perhaps someone out there knows the real Coke story, this being the Viagra & Pepsi thread and all. Sorry DW! | | |
01-08-2003, 08:01 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Skooter327
Hmm, didn't Coke originate in Georgia? Are you sure you're not thinking of the Watkins man, Tybbs, or is that just a Minnesota thing, like Schwan's. Your date sounds about right, albeit vague!
Perhaps someone out there knows the real Coke story, this being the Viagra & Pepsi thread and all. Sorry DW! | Watkins man? Schwan's? Now youve lost me.
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01-08-2003, 08:07 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Tybaltus
Watkins man? Schwan's? Now youve lost me. | Quote: Originally posted by Skooter327
that['s] just a Minnesota thing | | | |
01-08-2003, 08:11 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Skooter327
Perhaps someone out there knows the real Coke story, this being the Viagra & Pepsi thread and all. Sorry DW! | lol! no worries I figure a thread like this could only be destined for spam
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01-08-2003, 08:14 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by dragon wench
lol! no worries (C) Beldin I figure a thread like this could only be destined for spam | | | |
01-08-2003, 08:16 PM
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@Scooter,
lmao!
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