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11-13-2002, 09:41 AM
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| |  Looking for some ideas...
I'm tired of driving 100 miles every weekday!!!! (Yes I want to spend more time at home with my wife...  )
Weasel needs ideas on how to make money from home.
1. No Long words!!
2. Back country rundown..wannbe retirement home community. (My home town..."One of the best 100 small cities in America" LMAO , I hate to see the other 99. )
3. Must be able to smoke!
4. My own hours!
5. Willing to clean windows!
Any ideas welcomed...(WAIT...not all ideas welcomed!)
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11-13-2002, 09:50 AM
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| | | Re: Looking for some ideas...
Quote: Originally posted by Weasel
1. No Long words!!
| Well, that's it for me, then. Glad I could help. 
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11-13-2002, 09:54 AM
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| | | Re: Re: Looking for some ideas...
My future looks bleak!! 
6. Willing to be a food tester.
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11-13-2002, 09:54 AM
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| | Run for the Presidency. Shrub works most days at home anyway
Remember, you have my vote. (As I still want the Secretary of State job)
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11-13-2002, 09:57 AM
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| | Job for Weasel ?
You could always rely on a spellchecker program for some of the longer words... ...
No worries,
Beldin 
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11-13-2002, 12:12 PM
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| | Get your wife to pay you for gardening your own garden, as a gardener would garden another non-gardeners garden. Simple huh? Plus, gardening is fun! Well, acutally it´s not, but do you care?
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11-13-2002, 12:21 PM
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| | | I've found that in the UK, you can get payed up to £1900 for being injected with a strong influenza virus for a week and then having various prospective cures tested on you. This adds up to £98,800 per year.
Also, one can win up to £250,000 from the Insurance for being run over and breaking both legs. The average recovery time for two broken legs is around 6-8 months. This leaves 4-6 months of the year free to spend your money.
Current exchange rates being what they are, £98,800 converts to $157,062, while £250,000 converts to $397,425. Both are very respectable salaries IMO, and the furthest distance travelled would be to the corner of your street.
Hope that helps.
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11-13-2002, 12:28 PM
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| | | Simple.
Start charging your wife for sex. Either you'll go broke, or you'll be the luckiest man alive.
And if that fails, start charging anyone... Im sure theres some takers on SYM.
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11-13-2002, 12:42 PM
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11-13-2002, 12:45 PM
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| | HEY!!! What´s wrong with gardening??  |
11-13-2002, 12:52 PM
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11-13-2002, 12:53 PM
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| | You realy wanna be rolling in the money? The more deadly the disease is, the more they pay you. But, don't let that scare you, after all, the odds are on your side. You'll be injected with dozens of prospective cures daily, so you have to be cured eventually.
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11-13-2002, 12:56 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Bloodstalker
You realy wanna be rolling in the money? The more deadly the disease is, the more they pay you. But, don't let that scare you, after all, the odds are on your side. You'll be injected with dozens of prospective cures daily, so you have to be cured eventually. | 7. I hate needles.
Could I have it in pill form??????
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11-13-2002, 01:19 PM
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| | Available in pill OR enima form
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11-13-2002, 01:19 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Weasel
7. I hate needles.
Could I have it in pill form?????? | Cute. The high tyrant, world-leader-to-be doesn´t like needles. | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes | Rate This Thread |  Linear Mode | | 
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