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07-02-2001, 06:12 AM
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I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
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07-02-2001, 06:18 AM
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Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. They placed the message "HE'S LYING" in the copier, and pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed to the police.  </STRONG>
| What???? You mean this isn't a lie detector.  I have the wool pulled over my eyes.
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07-02-2001, 06:30 AM
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Twas a scam I tells ya! I was tricked by foolery! They were working for the devil himself!!! BLASPHEMERS!!!!
*runs around in a circle before finally passing out due to lack of oxygen* 
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Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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07-02-2001, 06:32 AM
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ROFLMAO 
So what did they get you on Veh, bestiality perhaps?
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07-02-2001, 06:34 AM
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<STRONG>ROFLMAO
So what did they get you on Veh, bestiality perhaps? </STRONG>
| *hides a chicken behind his back* Um... no
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Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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07-02-2001, 06:36 AM
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It was probably the overlarge cod-peice
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07-02-2001, 06:38 AM
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Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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07-02-2001, 06:41 AM
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A flasher (Veh) jumps into taxi with 2 nuns one of them exits quickly while the other one has a stroke.
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07-02-2001, 06:46 AM
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Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>A flasher (Veh) jumps into taxi with 2 nuns one of them exits quickly while the other one has a stroke. </STRONG>
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I can see somehow that I might become Gamebanshee's resident Flasher with the oversized cod piece  *shudder*
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Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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07-02-2001, 06:50 AM
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one question how can you flash anyone with your codpeice still attached, unless of course your talking about the lunchbox?
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07-02-2001, 06:52 AM
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07-02-2001, 06:57 AM
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07-02-2001, 07:00 AM
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Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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07-02-2001, 07:02 AM
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and here is the judge....
[ 07-02-2001: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ] http://animation.filmtv.ucla.edu/stu...tlin/jelly.gif
[ 07-02-2001: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]
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07-02-2001, 07:11 AM
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The lawyer looked something like this http://www.wowzers.net/anims/People/bizman3d.gif
and the fruity cell mate bore a striking resemblance to this fellow..... http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionC...d/cliffthm.gif
[ 07-02-2001: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]
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