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Old 04-11-2003, 10:57 PM
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After a week around this asylum, I've learned the following:

Weasel is into animal husbandry, pink speedos and black bras. VoodooDali, Scayde, Yshania and Dragon Wench think this is the Garden of Eden (minus the fig leaf). I can't get a drink - Bloodstalker keeps cleaning out the bar. Weasel likes small fury animals, Tybaltus prefers ones with feathers. Scadye and Chanak are doing a remake of Close Encounters of a fluid kind. C Elegans appears to like experimenting with long, round wriggly creatures and electroshock devices. Weasel's goats are seeking refugee status in a neighbouring empire. The Marquis de Sade is the patron saint of these padded rooms. Strange place for the "uninitiated" like me. I like the welcoming committee too.
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Old 04-11-2003, 11:02 PM
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Excellent. SYM has assimilated this one most quickly. Results will be transmitted to Waverly and Weasel ASAP.
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Old 04-11-2003, 11:06 PM
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Great. Another one that's degenerated in record time.
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Old 04-11-2003, 11:17 PM
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Great. Another one that's degenerated in record time.
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Another notch on the belt for the DF's
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Old 04-11-2003, 11:41 PM
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Another notch on the belt for the DF's
You aren't suggesting Voo...that the DFs are....*gasp* a corrupting influence are you...?

Say it ain't so!
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Old 04-12-2003, 12:21 AM
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*Puts another notch in her lipstick case*

So all that is left is to descover Dark's particular depravity
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Old 04-12-2003, 12:25 AM
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*Puts another notch in her lipstick case*

So all that is left is to descover Dark's particular depravity
He probably keeps pictures of Voo in an underground temple, and sacrifices the blood of virgin chipmunks to her. You think?
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Old 04-12-2003, 12:26 AM
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He probably keeps pictures of Voo in an underground temple, and sacrifices the blood of virgin chipmunks to her. You think?
LMAO.what di I think? .I think this is a distinct possibility .....

*Streaks through the thread yelling "Free the chipmunks" *
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Old 04-12-2003, 12:30 AM
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You know, there's a lot of streaking going on, recently, and I strongly suspect more virtual derrieres have been bared in this thread tonight than Weasel has seen in his whole life, barring, of course, the caprine kind. In fact, it wouldn't surprise me if Weasel furnishes our latest SYMer with his captive virgin chipmunks--all, of course, for a price.
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Old 04-12-2003, 12:36 AM
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You know, there's a lot of streaking going on, recently, and I strongly suspect more virtual derrieres have been bared in this thread tonight than Weasel has seen in his whole life, barring, of course, the caprine kind. In fact, it wouldn't surprise me if Weasel furnishes our latest SYMer with his captive virgin chipmunks--all, of course, for a price.
I'll leave Weasel to his own devices - and small animals.
Open the gate. Liberate the goats...and the chipmunks.
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Old 04-12-2003, 12:38 AM
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I'll leave Weasel to his own devices - and small animals.
Open the gate. Liberate the goats...and the chipmunks.
But then, how will you venerate Voo?
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Old 04-12-2003, 12:38 AM
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Old 04-12-2003, 12:40 AM
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But then, how will you venerate Voo?
Polishes binoculars.....
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Old 04-12-2003, 12:44 AM
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I'll leave Weasel to his own devices - and small animals.
Open the gate. Liberate the goats...and the chipmunks.
Dont tell us you prefer puffins
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Old 04-12-2003, 12:57 AM
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Dont tell us you prefer puffins
Nope. Render unto Tybaltus what is Tybaltus's. And render unto Weasel what is Weasel's. I'll pass.
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