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04-11-2003, 10:57 PM
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After a week around this asylum, I've learned the following:
Weasel is into animal husbandry, pink speedos and black bras. VoodooDali, Scayde, Yshania and Dragon Wench think this is the Garden of Eden (minus the fig leaf). I can't get a drink - Bloodstalker keeps cleaning out the bar. Weasel likes small fury animals, Tybaltus prefers ones with feathers. Scadye and Chanak are doing a remake of Close Encounters of a fluid kind. C Elegans appears to like experimenting with long, round wriggly creatures and electroshock devices. Weasel's goats are seeking refugee status in a neighbouring empire. The Marquis de Sade is the patron saint of these padded rooms. Strange place for the "uninitiated" like me. I like the welcoming committee too.
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04-11-2003, 11:02 PM
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Excellent. SYM has assimilated this one most quickly. Results will be transmitted to Waverly and Weasel ASAP.
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04-11-2003, 11:06 PM
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Great. Another one that's degenerated in record time.
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04-11-2003, 11:17 PM
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04-11-2003, 11:41 PM
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04-12-2003, 12:21 AM
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So all that is left is to descover Dark's particular depravity 
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04-12-2003, 12:25 AM
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04-12-2003, 12:26 AM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by fable He probably keeps pictures of Voo in an underground temple, and sacrifices the blood of virgin chipmunks to her. You think? | LMAO.what di I think? .I think this is a distinct possibility .....
*Streaks through the thread yelling "Free the chipmunks" *
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04-12-2003, 12:30 AM
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You know, there's a lot of streaking going on, recently, and I strongly suspect more virtual derrieres have been bared in this thread tonight than Weasel has seen in his whole life, barring, of course, the caprine kind. In fact, it wouldn't surprise me if Weasel furnishes our latest SYMer with his captive virgin chipmunks--all, of course, for a price.
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04-12-2003, 12:36 AM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by fable You know, there's a lot of streaking going on, recently, and I strongly suspect more virtual derrieres have been bared in this thread tonight than Weasel has seen in his whole life, barring, of course, the caprine kind. In fact, it wouldn't surprise me if Weasel furnishes our latest SYMer with his captive virgin chipmunks--all, of course, for a price. | I'll leave Weasel to his own devices - and small animals.
Open the gate. Liberate the goats...and the chipmunks.
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04-12-2003, 12:38 AM
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See, I told you you'd have more posts than me within a couple of days.
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04-12-2003, 12:40 AM
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04-12-2003, 12:44 AM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by darkeningfire I'll leave Weasel to his own devices - and small animals.
Open the gate. Liberate the goats...and the chipmunks. | Dont tell us you prefer puffins
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