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03-08-2002, 11:12 PM
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In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other
male. These two statues faced each other for many years.
Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues
and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues
and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you
your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life.
You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire."
And so the statues came to life. They smiled at each other,
ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind some bushes.
The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two giggling,
bushes rustling, andtwigs snapping. After 15 minutes, the two
statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling.
Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and said to the
statues, "You still have 15 minutes. Would you like to
continue?" The male statue looked at the female and asked,
"Do you want to do it again?" Smiling, the female statue
said, "Sure, but this time YOU hold the pigeon and I'll
crap on its head."
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03-08-2002, 11:27 PM
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thats just plain sick!  i think you should report them to the animal rights activist people. dont pigeons have the right not to be crapped on?  | | |
03-08-2002, 11:31 PM
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If I don't have the right not to be crapped on, what makes pigeons so special????
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03-08-2002, 11:32 PM
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Well according to Seinfeld, we have an unwritten agreement with the pigeons. They get out of our way when we are driving or walking. And in return we turn a blind eye to the statue desecration.
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03-08-2002, 11:42 PM
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pigeons like crapping on houses too. which really sucks when it is your house. btw i ve heard that pigeon crap is toxic so dont try to eat it.  | | |
03-08-2002, 11:45 PM
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@ Alienbob
LOL, I'll try to keep that in mind the next time I come across pigeon poop.
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03-08-2002, 11:48 PM
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Dammit, why don't people tell me these things before it is too late? 
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03-08-2002, 11:58 PM
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Dammit, why don't people tell me these things before it is too late? | ...that's the reason why there is such thing as STOOL PIGEONS! | | |
03-09-2002, 12:01 AM
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Good to see you maharlika......I was wondering where you had gotten yourself to.
Still on the path I presume 
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03-09-2002, 12:09 AM
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Good to see you maharlika......I was wondering where you had gotten yourself to.
Still on the path I presume | ...although I never strayed from the path.
Wrapping up the just concluded academic year is taking a toll on my COMMunicating ways.
Right now, something else is keeping me busy*evil grin*...
...and no, I haven't been killing kittens.
Hope you don't mind me sneaking in the fridge and under the sofa grabbing some of you and Ned's shine.  :
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03-09-2002, 12:11 AM
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Always happy to contribut to someone reaching a drunken state.
And if you DO kill kittens, don't tell Viv....she might get hostile.
Anyway, drink all you want, I am heading for bed. good to see you though.
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03-09-2002, 12:34 AM
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Always happy to contribut to someone reaching a drunken state.
And if you DO kill kittens, don't tell Viv....she might get hostile.
Anyway, drink all you want, I am heading for bed. good to see you though. | Thanks for the license to drink!http://216.40.201.240/s/contrib/ruinkai/biggthumpup.gif
As for Viv, mums the word http://216.40.201.240/s/contrib/duckman/sick.gif , I wouldn't want her battle boots hitting my noble crown jewels. http://www.duhspot.com/users/smiley/s/cwm/cwm/errrr.gif
BTW, cool pic there, you look... well... honorable!http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/ed/wink.gif
It's 1.45pm local time. Not a good time to kill kittens. http://216.40.201.240/s/contrib/sarge/Whatever_anim.gif
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03-09-2002, 10:03 AM
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