Lame but laughably retarded chain emails you've received.

Gnu · #1 (**permalink**) 03-05-2002, 11:14 AM

I'm tired of receiving like 23 stupid chain emails each day. I'm not talking about spam, "Buy now and save!" emails from people you've never heard of, those are worse, but annoying stupid chain emails from your friends. They're only getting stupider, going from the "read this poem I wrote or die" ones to totally dimwitted ones like this I received a few days ago:

Quoted from Douchebaggy email:

Quote:

I had a really big argument with an American on a chat line and he >

said that Canadians suck!!! Well now we have a little bet going on

that I could get over 300 signatures before he could. So please copy

and paste this into a new letter (DON'T forward..to copy and

paste..press CTRL V

on a new email(press compose), sign it and send it on. And when you

are the

300th person send it back to I really

appreciate it

<about 250 signatures appear here>

It almost made me cry.

In agony I responded by writing this and sending it to everyone that email was just sent to originally:

Quote:

What the hell kind of email was that?

"hEy pEePzZZzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111 I jus had an arguement with this AMERICAN (*gasp!*) who said that CANADA SUCKED!!! So I, being the patriot I am, am fulfilling my obligation to defend my countryz honour by making the lamest bet in the history of civilzation by betting I could annoy the most people by sending them a dorky chain email asking for signatures to prove to him that Canada doez totally not suck. And the only way I can prove to him Canada does not suck is by annoying 300 people with this email! So if I get 300 signatures, we'll all win grammies in the catgergory of 'most people annoyed by a stupid chain email award!'"

I can just see how that supposed chat went:

sexy_gino_latino_loco69696969: n e hot guRLzzz wanna chat type 6969
horn_E_dude_6969: hot gurlz wanted in room 16
horn_E_dude_6969: hot gurlz wanted in room 16
horn_E_dude_6969: hot gurlz wanted in room 16
lance_bass_is_jesus: ne hot guyz wanna chat with sexy 13/f/CANADA ????????????////////////
horn_E_dude_6969: hot gurlz wanted in room 16
horn_E_dude_6969: hot gurlz wanted in room 16
korn_klown_d00d_666: Canada? Canada suckz ASSS!!! Yoo Ess Ay! Yoo Ess Ay! Yoo Ess Ay! Yoo Ess Ay!
lance_bass_is_jesus: eh <screw> U GUY!!! Canada does totally not suck!! That beer commercial told me so!!!!
korn_klown_dude_666: at least our navy doesn't consist of a battle-canoe and a raft!!
France: a battle-canoe and a raft? we surrender!

--

Whatever.

I didn't think chain emails could get any stupider than those "read this beautiful eloquent poem I wrote about lillies and if you don't forward it to 45 people in the next 4 seconds you'll wake up in a permenant drug hallucination tomorrow morning." emails, but this actually is worse somehow.

-Gnu

Ugh. Anyways, in this thread feel free to share stupid, mindless, and annoying chain emails you've received for the rest of us to laugh at. Even though we'll probably get the same email sooner or later, if we haven't already yet.

CM · #2 (**permalink**) 03-05-2002, 11:50 AM

Never get this stuff.
Thank God!!!!!
My e-mail is not on e-mail directory and stuff.
So i am lucky!

But that is one of the stupid ones of sure.

Gnu · #3 (**permalink**) 03-05-2002, 11:53 AM

I have nightmares because of this.

Vivien · #4 (**permalink**) 03-05-2002, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CM
Never get this stuff.
Thank God!!!!!
My e-mail is not on e-mail directory and stuff.
So i am lucky!

But that is one of the stupid ones of sure.

I think you're required to have friends to get these kind of letters

*hugs CM so he'll forget the insult*

Gnu: I hate these as well, mainly I just delete them and feel slightly guilty

CM · #5 (**permalink**) 03-05-2002, 11:56 AM

I bet it did.
Canada would give anyone nightmares!

CM · #6 (**permalink**) 03-05-2002, 11:59 AM

Sneak Atttack

Back dark flame back!

No hugging me i already feel unchauvinistic like.

All my friends decided to rid me of my chauvinism today.
Not a pretty site!!!
But i prevailed!

*dons anti-darkflame + 10
100% hugging resistance*

Now you can try to hug me!

Vivien · #7 (**permalink**) 03-05-2002, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CM
Sneak Atttack

Back dark flame back!
No hugging me i already feel unchauvinistic like.
All my friends decided to rid me of my chauvinism today.
Not a pretty site!!!
But i prevailed!

*dons anti-darkflame + 10
100% hugging resistance*

Now you can try to hug me!

Exactly what's involved in ridding someone of their chauvinism? Does this involve cutting off certain body parts?

Rofl!

Well, I see through your begging for a hug and won't hug you until you are unaware

CM · #8 (**permalink**) 03-05-2002, 12:11 PM

No they tempted me with a dinner and desert they pay, if i can get through the day without one chauvinistic remark or a joke.
Now the dinner was at one of favorite resturants and well i am sucker for swiss chocolate.
I was tempted for a couple of minutes, but then i told a girl to sit down and let a man open the window!

So that sealed the deal!

But it was a long term deal, the longer i lasted without making a comment the larger the prize got.
I won't go into more details, because then i will think i made a mistake.

And begging for a hug?
Yeah right like i need a heartattack!

And you are vile creature you are.

Attacking men unaware!

Gnu · #9 (**permalink**) 03-05-2002, 12:14 PM

I'll take CM's hug

CM · #10 (**permalink**) 03-05-2002, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gnu
I'll take CM's hug

Go ahead, it is lassed with poison and other deadily stuff!

Vivien · #11 (**permalink**) 03-05-2002, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CM
No they tempted me with a dinner and desert they pay, if i can get through the day without one chauvinistic remark or a joke.
Now the dinner was at one of favorite resturants and well i am sucker for swiss chocolate.
I was tempted for a couple of minutes, but then i told a girl to sit down and let a man open the window!
So that sealed the deal!

But it was a long term deal, the longer i lasted without making a comment the larger the prize got.
I won't go into more details, because then i will think i made a mistake.

And begging for a hug?
Yeah right like i need a heartattack!

And you are vile creature you are.
Attacking men unaware!

Wow...you really are turning into an apron wearing girly boy

*looks around for the supposed man she attacked, but only CM is standing there*

CM · #12 (**permalink**) 03-05-2002, 12:29 PM

ARRRRGGGGH!!!!!!!!!!!
That is not fair.
And i am at a loss of words - surprising no???

err...vile creature back back with you or else.
Or else what?
Not sure but i will think of something no doubt!

Vivien · #13 (**permalink**) 03-05-2002, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CM
ARRRRGGGGH!!!!!!!!!!!
That is not fair.
And i am at a loss of words - surprising no???

err...vile creature back back with you or else.
Or else what?
Not sure but i will think of something no doubt!

I've missed you

*ahem, back in character*

Your retort is as weak and limp as certain parts of your anatomy

Gnu: *gives Gnu the hug that HAD been destined for CM*

Yshania · #14 (**permalink**) 03-05-2002, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CM

No they tempted me with a dinner and desert they pay, if i can get through the day without one chauvinistic remark or a joke.

So you did not chauvinistically insist on paying for their meals?