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06-12-2003, 07:41 PM
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Okay.. here's a potential dilemna... Rumour has it that Hillary Clinton is under no small amount of pressure to make a run for the presidency...
Now let's just say she is successful... First of all what will she be called? Mrs. President sounds a bit odd.. so maybe Madame President...
But even more interesting will be Bill's title... First Lady?  
Of course, "First Man" is also possible but that makes him sound like the biblical Adam.. or something from Charles Darwin's Origin of the Species.... or maybe a Leakey, early hominid, discovery...
Other ideas?
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06-12-2003, 08:22 PM
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06-12-2003, 08:47 PM
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In keeping with Bill's desire to be hip and au courant, they'd probably call him "First Guy."
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06-12-2003, 08:56 PM
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lol!
Or "First Dude"
and for a film allusion, how about Citizen Clinton
@Scayde,
well this thread originates from a conversation my partner and I had this morning.. and it occurred pre-coffee, which probably helps to explain things
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06-12-2003, 08:58 PM
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06-12-2003, 09:10 PM
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| | LOL..I am just wondering if she does become president, will she be as entertaining with her Oval Office Exploits
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06-12-2003, 09:36 PM
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In that case calling Hillary Madame President takes on an entirely new meaning!
I guess she'd have Bill beat in her exploits anyway; at least she'd be getting paid, which would help reduce the national debt
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06-12-2003, 09:56 PM
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Just think, once Bill is back in the White house without all that pressure of being President, he can finally have all that leapord print shag carpteing and pink furry trim installed.
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06-12-2003, 10:02 PM
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06-12-2003, 10:06 PM
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No jogging for Bill this term....he'll be cruisin' up to the WH in his custom lowrider.
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06-12-2003, 11:08 PM
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| | ...have a lady president and we address her as Madam President while her hubby is referred to as The First Gentleman...
...but seeing some of the suggestions here, what about...
...Mama-san and Papa-san?
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06-13-2003, 02:40 AM
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Just think, Hillary would sit in the seat that Bill performed some of his "acts" in. This could get interesting.
And I say Bill is labelled The First Friend to all the women out there
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06-13-2003, 10:42 AM
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I’m sure she, or any other female president of the US, would be called “Madam President.” As for Bill, I think it is traditional to continue to refer to former presidents as “President” which would be very confusing indeed.
Seriously, though, I think it’s about time to elect a woman to the presidency. We could use a different perspective in the office. I doubt that Hilary Clinton would be electable if she ran, though. It seems the conservative ditto-heads out there think that she is somehow evil incarnate. My main base of reference here is my father-in-law who seems to have a pathological fear of her. I don’t really get how she threatens him so....
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06-13-2003, 01:13 PM
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Yeah, if power was truly poisoning, I'm surprised all us men aren't already in rehab. Yeah, not all men are that they're cracked up to be seen overall (even the real normal guys).
Still, it's time a woman truly felt what it's like in the hot seat of the country.
Oh well, I don't have too much funny or informative stuff to say. *shrugs*
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