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03-03-2003, 11:51 PM
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Well, folks, it has finally happened. A few blondes got together and have decided to take revenge on the brunettes.
WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
WHAT DO YOU CALL GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH A BRUNETTE?
Brown-bagging it.
WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE?
No one else wants it.
WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS?
So brunettes can remember them.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES?
Invisible.
WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL?
"Has the blonde left yet?"
WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
WHY IS THE BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOR?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY?
The invitation.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE?
A hostage.
WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES?
Fisher-Price
WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR?
It matches their mustache
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03-04-2003, 12:03 AM
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*hopes this thread will generate a few catfights* 
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03-04-2003, 12:12 AM
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| | ...so, will you and Fas be slugging things out on this thread?  | | |
03-04-2003, 12:25 AM
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Wouldn't count even if we did, While fas definatly seems to be going through some gender confusion issues, I remain Steady in my manhood.
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Guess what? I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell! |  Since this is Aegis' thread...
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03-04-2003, 04:49 AM
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| | ...I wonder if the cats will be wearing togas and slapping each other with fish.
I wonder if our resident red-heads have any to say about this. 
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03-04-2003, 05:17 AM
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*hopes this thread will generate a few catfights* | Well, the Brunettes are too wise and supreme for Aegis to even see, let alone to understand.
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03-04-2003, 06:12 AM
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Well, I'll be drawn and quartered. Brunette jokes. I didn't even know they existed.
Fas will show up....he always does. 
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03-04-2003, 06:16 AM
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Fas will show up....he always does. | He is a brunette, isn't he? 
*checks own hair*
Hey, I'm a brunette!
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03-04-2003, 06:25 AM
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Of course fas is a brunette.
You're a brunette, too? Hmmm...well, don't feel alone. So am I. In fact...I have three hair (naturally occuring) colors in my head: brown, blonde, and red. I was happily telling old folks jokes until Scayde pointed out the other night that a vagrant has taken up residence atop my head...yes, a gray hair has appeared. 
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03-04-2003, 06:31 AM
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...yes, a gray hair has appeared. | ...I wonder if I look better if I had that salt and pepper look?  | | |
03-04-2003, 06:41 AM
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Actually i have jet black hair.
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03-04-2003, 07:00 AM
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WHY IS THE BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOR?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch? | Samantha from Bewitched!! I feel such a loser saying this
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