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05-09-2001, 02:53 PM
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Join now and live a happy life.
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05-09-2001, 02:56 PM
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Hmmmm What are the benefits of joining??
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05-09-2001, 03:06 PM
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05-09-2001, 04:13 PM
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You know, you don't get to see many gods who are willing to advertise. If nothing else, Thorin's at least investigating modern trends, and that's in his favor.
Or is it His favor? Or Her favor, or Its favor? Has anyone asked this self-proclaimed deity if it has a sexual orientation?
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05-09-2001, 04:15 PM
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Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG><snip> Has anyone asked this self-proclaimed deity if it has a sexual orientation?</STRONG>
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05-09-2001, 04:27 PM
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@Flagg, you have a point. As with the Great Mysteries in many religions (Christianity, Mithraisim, Ceres, etc), this may well be one of those Things It Is Better Not to Know.
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05-09-2001, 05:26 PM
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05-09-2001, 07:24 PM
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Join my cult instead
You get the warm cheesey feeling on the inside if you join
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05-09-2001, 11:50 PM
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A post that makes no sense  
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11-20-2001, 12:59 PM
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yes, they do, but only to those who have been here a while
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11-20-2001, 01:08 PM
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@ Thorin,
I must say the details are vague, however, as I am currently unaffiliated; I will join your cult.
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11-20-2001, 01:56 PM
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<STRONG>@ Thorin,
I must say the details are vague, however, as I am currently unaffiliated; I will join your cult.</STRONG>
| Are you a virgin? They were out of them at the one-stop godshop mall. As I recall, he's seriously overdo for a sacrifice.
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11-20-2001, 02:04 PM
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by fable
Are you a virgin? They were out of them at the one-stop godshop mall. As I recall, he's seriously overdo for a sacrifice.
| Yikes. It would seem that sacrifice would contradict the happy life promised to me by Thorin. Are you implying that cults are not all they're written up to be?
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