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04-21-2005, 07:11 AM
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Angelina Jolie has been voted world's sexiest woman by readers of FHM- woohoo!!! 15 million people in 27 countries can't be wrong can they?
All I can say is it's about bloody time!!!
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04-21-2005, 11:11 AM
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They are mistaken. She is pretty, but she's not really that sexy - she's a bucket of implants and she's the treasure of the surgeons. I'm keeping with other girls, brazilian girls.
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04-21-2005, 11:15 AM
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So what... who cares if she's sexy, don't think I will ever have the chance to take advantage of it. So I'd better stick to girls who are more reachable.
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04-21-2005, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by arno_v So what... who cares if she's sexy, don't think I will ever have the chance to take advantage of it. So I'd better stick to girls who are more reachable. | Yep, I used to be a hot and sexy cat before my operation. Worlds sexiest cat and all, but cats age quickly and I had the doc's fix me up nice so I'd live longer. Botched the operation I say! 
I mean, yeah, I agree there. I'd rather get a cute and fiesty girl than daydream over a magazine. Besides, most "super-model"/ movie stars aren't my type. I like short girls with long hair. You always see ridiculously tall people loaded in make-up and such. Not my thing.
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04-21-2005, 11:22 AM
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Too true, most models/superstars are too perfect as to be a turn off more than anything.
It's the little imperfections that keep a guy interested  .
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04-21-2005, 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Denethorn Too true, most models/superstars are too perfect as to be a turn off more than anything.
It's the little imperfections that keep a guy interested . |
Even though I'm not intrested in guys, you're right 
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04-21-2005, 11:30 AM
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Oh indeed. My gf's always get all uptight about the little things they do that they don't like. Most of them, I find adorable, some because they are just cute, others because it's who they are. Those little things no one else likes, I love for the fact thats who the girl is and I get to see those things she'll hide for other people.
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04-21-2005, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Magrus Yep, I used to be a hot and sexy cat before my operation. Worlds sexiest cat and all, but cats age quickly and I had the doc's fix me up nice so I'd live longer. Botched the operation I say!
I mean, yeah, I agree there. I'd rather get a cute and fiesty girl than daydream over a magazine. Besides, most "super-model"/ movie stars aren't my type. I like short girls with long hair. You always see ridiculously tall people loaded in make-up and such. Not my thing. | lmao! 
It's reassuring to read these comments re: super models/ movie stars. I am inclined to agree where both male and female "stars" are concerned. Most all look exactly the same. The women are all tall, skinny and busty with pouty lips, and the men are all tall and buff with square jaws... 
I find these stereotypes boring in the extreme.
As you say, Magrus, it are the individual quirks that make somebody attractive.
btw, I have to ask the guys here, what is it exactly about long hair?
I have noticed, in general, I get much more attention when I wear my hair loose, and on the home front my partner constantly plays with it..
Drives me nuts some days because my hair tangles easily enough as it is.
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04-21-2005, 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted by DW btw, I have to ask the guys here, what is it exactly about long hair? | I'm not entirely sure, it's just another stereotype i guess, and people tend to hate things that are different. A female friend of mine has short hair, and is absolutely stunning, but I think most chicks are too afraid of looking different to have it cut short. 
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04-21-2005, 12:47 PM
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Alright it's time I defended myself. Firstly, I'm not deluded, I know this is a fantasy, but the thought that this woman lives in England, is single and has bad tatse in men is what keeps me going on these long, dark and above all lonely nights of singledom.
Second, don't you guys give me all that crap about the girl next door as if you haven't notices Ms Jolie, I mean if she knocked on your door tonight and said "Hi, I've just come round for some wild, unbridled, passionate sex with you", would you seriously turn round and say "sorry Ange, Jeapordy's just started and my microwave burrito is going cold"? No you wouldn't.
Finally, @Luis- I'm pretty sure Angelina's all natural you know.
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04-21-2005, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by the_limey Second, don't you guys give me all that crap about the girl next door as if you haven't notices Ms Jolie, I mean if she knocked on your door tonight and said "Hi, I've just come round for some wild, unbridled, passionate sex with you", would you seriously turn round and say "sorry Ange, Jeapordy's just started and my microwave burrito is going cold"? No you wouldn't.
Finally, @Luis- I'm pretty sure Angelina's all natural you know. | Yes, I know I'm the wrong gender to be replying to this, but quite honestly, unless a woman is completely repulsive (for whatever reason), or the guy in question is gay.... that would apply to most eligible (or not so eligible) women on this planet. It is rare indeed for the average male to pass up sex, no matter the woman concerned
Yes, I know this is a stereotype but I am going by my own experience and that of most people I know.
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04-21-2005, 12:57 PM
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Limey, sorry, I dont mean to offend you or disrupt the spell she cast at you - she's really gorgeous, but she aint natural. Her lips are implants - check ther starting career photos. Her breasts are implanted too, and she's a liposucktion(sp?) user. She is nice, but for real, if she says she's natural she's offending you.
A true woman? Nice and all natural?
Gisele Bundchen. Not the sexiest, but its all hers.
Edit - And DW, once again you're right.
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04-21-2005, 01:01 PM
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It is rare indeed for the average male to pass up sex, no matter the woman concerned
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Limey, sorry, I dont mean to offend you or disrupt the spell she cast at you - she's really gorgeous, but she aint natural. Her lips are implants - check ther starting career photos. Her breasts are implanted too, and she's a liposucktion(sp?) user. She is nice, but for real, if she says she's natural she's offending you.
| it's funny, I've temporarily lost the ability to read and understand the English language...
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To accept the reality is the first step to comprehend it.
- The worst blind is the one who dont want to see. 
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Originally Posted by Luis Antonio To accept the reality is the first step to comprehend it. | But what if I don't want your reality? Can I keep my own?
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