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06-05-2006, 02:04 PM
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I have recently thought of two fabulous inventions:
1. A tray that attaches to your steering wheel, and remains level, so that you can eat lunch while driving, in a safer and neater manner. I mean, have you tried driving while eating nachos?? Its just crazy hard!
2. The medium-sized wine bottle. Let's face it, the small (750 mL) is not enough for 2 to share, and the large (1.5 L) is way too much--at least, if you have to be up early the next day!
Has anyone else come up with any fantastic ideas, such as these?
(copyrights pending) 
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06-05-2006, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by shana <snip>
2. The medium-sized wine bottle. Let's face it, the small is not enough for 2 to share, and the large is way too much--at least, if you have to be up early the next day!
<snip> | *looks at the very normal sized (75cl) bottle of wine he started and is more than probably going to finish this same evening*
I don't see the problem...  |
06-05-2006, 02:08 PM
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| | | A machine that sends subliminal thought messages to people telling them to spam. |
06-05-2006, 02:09 PM
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| | | Will this machine also give the proper instructions for spamming correctly?? |
06-05-2006, 02:10 PM
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06-05-2006, 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted by shana Will this machine also give the proper instructions for spamming correctly?? | It'll be made by Microsoft, so don't count on it.  |
06-05-2006, 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Lestat *looks at the very normal sized (75cl) bottle of wine he started and is more than probably going to finish this same evening*
I don't see the problem... | This is the small bottle--I think, 750 mL? And yes, that is a "single serving size"!! If you are sharing it with someone, you will have to open a second bottle, right? |
06-05-2006, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by shana This is the small bottle--I think, 750 mL? And yes, that is a "single serving size"!! If you are sharing it with someone, you will have to open a second bottle, right? | Ah. There's the misunderstanding. Here they also sell 375ml bottles... which I consider to be the small bottles, and there are seldom larger bottles than 750ml (=75cl). But a 750ml bottle per person is good calculation for a normal extended dinner. So indeed you have to open a second bottle... for the other person to finish. |
06-05-2006, 02:25 PM
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| | | I see! That's why we need a medium size. I edited my first post to prevent any more confusion. |
06-05-2006, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by shana 1. A tray that attaches to your steering wheel, and remains level, so that you can eat lunch while driving, in a safer and neater manner. I mean, have you tried driving while eating nachos?? Its just crazy hard! | I prefer people to spend their energy and attention on driving personally. Anything more taxing than sipping a drink shouldn't be allowed. I already have reservations about the median intelligence of people, asking them to drive and eat at the same time is just asking for a catastrophe. But maybe my living in the US has impaired my impression of the general populace's capabilities. |
06-05-2006, 03:15 PM
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| | | That invention was mainly a joke, you know!? |
06-05-2006, 03:21 PM
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| | Well, I think it is a very legitimate invention and would sell loads, so I didn't catch that it was a joke.  I think I'm working too hard. |
06-05-2006, 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Damuna_Nova A machine that sends subliminal thought messages to people telling them to spam. | this machine is already in progress.....its being tested on rav...has you can see by his post count it was a great success
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06-05-2006, 03:36 PM
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| | | The hangover pill. Just pop in and go to work in the morning after only 3 hours sleep. |
06-05-2006, 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Denethorn The hangover pill. Just pop in and go to work in the morning after only 3 hours sleep. | or just go to work.....nothing better than having a hungover at work....no one bothers you as much 
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Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
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