Found this little "gem" surfing around:
USA: Nottingham Forest - Utterly arrogant and motivated by European success. If they suffer the slightest injustice the whole world hears about it.
Al Qaeda: Millwall - Thugs who like to take out opponents behind the play. Capable of upsetting just about anyone. Leader is a paranoid nutter.
UK: Crystal Palace - Trying to move forward having been stuck in the past for decades. Have a leader who loves the sound of his own voice, full of rhetoric whilst ducking the important issues.
France: Burnley - Perennial bridesmaids. Have a huge armoury but heavily criticized in the past for misfiring. More likely to bore you to death than to be a real threat to anyone. Leader has a habit of turning a blind eye.
Pakistan: Norwich - Trying hard to be one of the big boys, but has upset a large percentage of its supporter base through its over involvement with 'foreign' (FF related) parties. Could soon experience a revolt within its own ranks.
The Taliban: Brighton - Strict disciplinarians where members are measured as much by what they wear and do as who they are. Leadership suffered a bit of a shock recently but clinging to life and always hard to beat at home. Very much a bloke's team.
India: Sheffield Wednesday - A sleeping giant, not a contender at the moment but with a huge supporter base. Likes to think it's opinion is worth plenty, yet is largely ignored by non fans. Local derbies can be a bit fiery.
The Northern Alliance: Ipswich - An undisciplined rabble in need of sponsorship pounds.
Israel: Sheffield United - Rabid supporters tucked away everywhere and usually only become vocal when they start winning. See themselves as the chosen few but in reality suffer from an over inflated sense of self. Local transport can be a bit dodgy.
Palestine: Wimbledon - A team currently looking for a home, had been on the periphery for many years before the mid 90s. Not regarded as a big contender but has a strong youth policy. Funded by rich Arabs.
Japan: Stoke - No attack, last campaign of any note 1942. Big player financially in the 1980s, however struggling a bit these days.
Iraq: Birmingham - Serious hard arses who could be on the way back. Opponents prefer to see them out of the Division. Most of their neighbours hate them, they know it..
Russia: - Newcastle - Once a great superpower, recently in decay. Have chosen some real muppets as leaders
Uzbekistan: Leicester - Stuck in the middle. Light on ammunition.
Germany: Wolves - Tendency to self destruct. A strong history but off the scene of late. Unfortunate uniforms.
Australia: Gillingham - Completely harmless. Not a contender. Just in it to make up the numbers. Supporters are loyal but regularly embarrassed.
Egypt: Derby - Had a crack at world dominance and though the remnants are still there they hark back to the glory days. A bit over defensive and vulnerable up the middle.
Please note that no country can be associated with Middlesborough. The closest thing was Lebanon but apparently certain parts of war torn Beirut are bordering on pleasant."
Ok, so some of the "countries" aren't actual countries, but still isn't it just wonderful to see how well football relates to "everyday life"...
If football teams were countries....
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) with a stadium that can seat 40,000 and an average gate of 26,000.
*fingers crossed* for a new start...
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