| |  If Elected SYMian President...(On Topic Spam, Please)
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04-12-2003, 10:30 PM
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Post your campaign promises and platform here. Feel free to detail your Cabinet picks, SYM Supreme Court choices, and, of course, your running mate. I will begin by announcing my official campaign slogan: Chanak for President - Because Government Sucks.
More to follow. 
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04-12-2003, 10:35 PM
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| | If elected, The Humble Weasel will
1. Promote the spread of COMM, to bring enlightenment to all.
2. Once this goal is complete, I will then disband the office of President and go back to working on my yard..with the happy thought the SYM World is finally at peace. 
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04-12-2003, 10:39 PM
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If elected, I'll keep the bars fully stocked. I don't think I need any other campaign promises then that. | | |
04-13-2003, 01:51 AM
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If elected I will ensure compulsory streaking and free passes to the many entertainments available in the Santuary of the Depraved
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04-13-2003, 02:48 AM
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If elected, I promise to arrange the SYMian Cabinet as follows:
Top Shelf: Tequila.
SYMian Ambassadorette: Scayde 
Secretary of Booze: Bloodstalker
Secretary of Flower Power: VoodooDali
Middle Shelf: Wild Turkey.
Secretary of Bras and Goats: Weasel I told you I'd give you that spot, just hush and get with the program
Mistress of the Department of the Dominatrix: dragon wench
Secretary of Horrible Poetry: Mr. Sleep
Bottom Shelf: Crown Royal.
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04-13-2003, 03:01 AM
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| | If I'm picked for a Cabinet post, I will only accept Secretary of Female Interns!!
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04-13-2003, 03:06 AM
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04-13-2003, 04:10 AM
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04-13-2003, 02:16 PM
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I wonder who you'll appoint for Minister of Mis-information
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04-13-2003, 09:58 PM
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If I were elected I'd do the most random things....like demanding mandatory bongo drum and Tonga Traditional Dance lessons.
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04-14-2003, 12:32 AM
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If I were elected I'd...uhhh...well, I'd do nothing.
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04-14-2003, 12:43 AM
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04-14-2003, 12:44 AM
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04-14-2003, 12:46 AM
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04-14-2003, 12:54 AM
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| |  Quote: Originally posted by Antimatter
If I were elected I'd...uhhh...well, I'd do nothing. | If I'm elected, Antimatter will be asked to serve as Vice President.
If not elected, I will serve as Minister of Mis-information if I can use this post to give mis-information to President Chanak and get the female Interns for myself
darkeningfire = Ubika??
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