"I can resist everything except temptation"

[dragon wench]

Well, so said Oscar Wilde anyway....


Have you ever experienced moments in life where you have just itched to do something, but refrained? Either for the sake of propriety, because you don't want to issue torment.. or whatever.

I often have one such dilemma. One of my cats just loves to curl his bulk into our bathroom sink. Equally, he has a fascination for wandering around our shower stall or jumping into the tub (where he often proceeds to wash himself )

Anyway, every time he does one of the above I practically have to tie my hands in order to stop from turning on the taps
Of course, I wouldn't. I love my cats, and that would be just cruel.
But, it can be awfully hard to repress that urge. *sigh*

Anyone have similar tales to tell?

[Claudius]

Also with cats. I have a big tabby who likes to be petted. Eventually he rolls on his back and presents his stomach. This is kind of a game because he hates to be touched on his stomach and will threaten to bite if touched.

I so want to touch the tummy! hehe

[Bloodstalker]

I have compelling desires to choke chickens at times. Miserable little beasts.

I also on a regular basis have a need to rip the skirts off of young college women. And no, not the way you think (perverts)....ok, sometimes, but I mean in this case I just want to do it because it irks me Take the other day for example. This girl is walking along, legs up to her neck, with a split up the side of her very, very short skirt. I'm fine with that, believe me, but she kept trying to pull the skirt lower or close the slit. I mean come on, you have to know all the goods are on display when you wear something like that. Don't go acting all shy when you put it on.