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05-09-2001, 06:21 AM
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HTD’s and You- what you need to know to survive hugging transmitted diseases.
Q: Can I get it from using a public restroom?
A: Yes, you most certainly can.
Q: How can I protect myself?
A: Abstinence is the only sure way, but if you feel you must hug, you should wear a rain slicker or a suit of armor.
Q: My internet friend wants me to hug, but I am not sure I am ready what should I do?
A: Swift kick to the yarbles.
Q: I hugged Viv, now I am worried I have an HTD, what are the symptoms?
A: Stiffness of the err..um.. joints, dry mouth, acute itching, and blurred vision.
Q: I have those symptoms, what can I do?
A: You must sacrifice a virgin and bathe in ginger ale.
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05-09-2001, 06:21 AM
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What the heck is HTD??
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05-09-2001, 06:27 AM
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Xandax: Hug Transmitted Disease  You know you want to contract one All the cool Symers are doing it  *hug*
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05-09-2001, 06:31 AM
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05-09-2001, 06:38 AM
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Flagg: Hmmm...Waverly and Vixen discovered at least one yesterday. (they think it's from Darkpoet)
Waverly: *looks Waverly up and down consideringly* But...sweety, don't you WANT a hug from me?
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05-09-2001, 07:05 AM
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I'm pretty worried about all this. Are there other forms of protection that does not involve a rain-coat or a suit of armour?
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05-09-2001, 07:09 AM
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@Josh: abstain! 
@Viv: <dons yellow rain slicker> Of course I do, but just one
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05-09-2001, 07:13 AM
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Waverly: Sorry, but hugs with a rain coat between .... it's like sex with 'it' between.
*Looks sadly at Waverly, and continues on her way, hoping to pass on the joys of HTD to others* | | |
05-09-2001, 07:19 AM
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@Viv, by that logic: a t-shirt hug would be better than a sweater hug, and a naked hug best of all. Hey, actually I agree I want this to be the best hug possible... still game?
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05-09-2001, 07:31 AM
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Waverly: I see you got my opinion correct on this one
Back in character:
*Viv turns scarlet, mutters something about pushy and slaps Waverly across the face before striding away angrily*
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05-09-2001, 07:38 AM
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Hey I went to the Doctors and he said I was clean.
@Waverly, You probably picked it up from all the sheep, that you love to play with.
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05-09-2001, 07:39 AM
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poor darkpoet, he hasn't a chance to dodge this one.
good morning DP
[ 05-09-2001: Message edited by: leedogg ]
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05-09-2001, 07:41 AM
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Hi DP. No, I don't have it. I got slapped just as I was about to catch it
Best be careful, Vix is toting a can of Darkpoet Off.
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05-09-2001, 07:52 AM
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Waverly: Lol
Darkpoet: *hug* How are you this morn? *knows that she's immune from anything Darkpoet's carrying*
leedogg: True, but you know Darkpoet His motto: "Flame me, flame me! It's attention."
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