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01-12-2006, 11:39 PM
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Had to share this one...um..sorry...  How Was I Born?
A little boy asked his father " Daddy, how was I born?"
Dad responds, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out!
Might as well be right now. So here goes.
Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
Then we sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-up appeared and said 'You've got Male'.
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01-13-2006, 12:05 AM
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That was excellent. 
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01-13-2006, 01:59 AM
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Only DW would post something like this
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01-13-2006, 04:56 AM
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At first I thought this was where we would be able to discover our symian parents, seeing as one is in denial and the other abuses  , but this was so much better, and yes demo, only DW, though I could see chu...
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01-13-2006, 06:19 AM
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I like that, finally a computer geek perverted the lingo. This makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
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01-13-2006, 06:27 AM
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I'm surprised it didn't mention anything about a virus infecting them after they transfered vital 'uploads and downloads'. That, or the harddrive didn't crash halfway through and all uploads stop. | | |
01-13-2006, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Phreddie
At first I thought this was where we would be able to discover our symian parents, seeing as one is in denial and the other abuses , but this was so much better, and yes demo, only DW, though I could see chu... | I totally did too, but this was still plenty entertaining. | | |
01-13-2006, 12:00 PM
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01-13-2006, 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted by ch85us2001 Tony, my son, you see Fiona and I were in the Tap and Tea one late night . . .  | I suggest you read my last post in the "Spam" story....
That would *not* have went well for you....
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01-13-2006, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by ch85us2001 | Chu, do you ever check and see whats under the dress? It wert thou and thy master historian, he of promiscuity, your queen, your king, an un healthy obsession is drag, for surely now you see the consequences of thy faults?
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