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08-14-2006, 08:56 AM
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I am a homeless spammer.
After reaching my paper box, I'm sleeping under a cold bridge. I can hear the water passing in the river nearby.
Help me warm my night.
Help me... feed me with spam, and company. 
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08-14-2006, 09:02 AM
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So many places to spam... am I in heaven?
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08-14-2006, 09:11 AM
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There is more than enough spam to go around...... 
Is the martini bar open?  | | |
08-14-2006, 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Masa  So many places to spam... am I in heaven? | Is heaven cold? Can you lend me a blanquet?
@Juni - No martini. Only poor quality vodka mixed with sodapop. Want some?
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08-14-2006, 09:16 AM
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Nah, take this it'll keep you warm. *hand luis a bottle of scotch* 
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08-14-2006, 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Luis Antonio Is heaven cold? Can you lend me a blanquet?
@Juni - No martini. Only poor quality vodka mixed with sodapop. Want some? | It would be rude to refuse a drink from a most gracious host....*cough* gulp*
*gack* Tasty  | | |
08-14-2006, 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Luis Antonio I am a homeless spammer.
After reaching my paper box, I'm sleeping under a cold bridge. I can hear the water passing in the river nearby.
Help me warm my night.
Help me... feed me with spam, and company. | *reads post, shakes head, reads post again*
Well, I suppose I acould be civil....
*Sets paper box on fire and walks off humming a happy tune*
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08-14-2006, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Bloodstalker *reads post, shakes head, reads post again*
Well, I suppose I acould be civil....
*Sets paper box on fire and walks off humming a happy tune* | It's too hot for bonfire, I think. 
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08-14-2006, 10:07 AM
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Hello Minerva Glad to see you again. Hope things are well. And it's never too hot for bonfires, or any other kind of arsen.
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08-14-2006, 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Bloodstalker Hello Minerva Glad to see you again. Hope things are well. And it's never too hot for bonfires, or any other kind of arsen. | Hello, BS. 
Well, I guess not as long as you walk straight away... or have a barrel of cold beer with you.
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08-14-2006, 10:26 AM
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Well, who would stick around with a building on fire? Even if it is a paper box. That's just dangerous. 
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08-14-2006, 10:35 AM
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Pft.... What the heck is the point of playing on servers where the DM favoures Paladins, monks and clerics and give them everything on a silver platter?
My druid have no physical immunites while those bloody monks are immune to everthing except divine. ARGH!
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Originally Posted by Luis Antonio ONLY RETARDED PEOPLE WRITE WITH CAPS ON. Good thing I press shift | Quote: |
Originally Posted by Luis Antonio Bah! Bunch of lamers! Ye need the lesson of the true powergamer: Play mages, name them Koffi Annan, and only use non-intervention spells! Buwahahahahah! | | | |
08-14-2006, 10:43 AM
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Good Afternoon everyone
I hear the SS shut down I wasn't even in there for more than two months.
But, eh, how is everyone here?
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08-14-2006, 11:21 AM
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I like the new av DM. It's much more sedate than the old one.
All threads above 1,500 posts got closed, but nothing to stop us from continued spamming elsewhere.
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08-14-2006, 11:31 AM
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Welcome be thee, homeless. I was once a Heathen, but the symbol of my faith lies now closed forever in the nasty places of the doomland. Forgotten in the database, not yet to be remembered except perhaps as a form of comparison between the times that are and that times that were. I'm afraid now I dont have much except perhaps my wisdom to share...
I'm now gathering members for the Homeless group too.
@Bloodstalker: Your punishment to me bring me great joy. Oh great Ilmater, we must suffer for your glory! I will, BS, send you some wild bunnies in return for that favour, as I know you're Ilmaterian as well.
@Minerva: Oh, no barrel of cold beer. Hot beer. We must suffer. We're homeless. We must cry and beg for our status improvements.
@Fib: learn the path of the druid: Transform yoursel in a shambling bear and go rest in the wild! Thine is the chance to proove yourself a homeless!
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