Holiday "Cheer"

[Hill-Shatar]

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Originally Posted by Fiona Kilt?

Well, the hem isn't high enough for me usually, but it'll have to do.

I have fun toying with some Vegitarian's minds... mentioning that the clothes they wear, the food they eat, the heat they need... all comes from electricity made from dead dinosaurs.

Were freaking omnivores, like hell am I going to give up a good Meatlover's Pizza.

[Athena]

Not me, my teeth grew in dull and flat (How ever am I sopposed to tear off a chunk now?)

[Aegis]

You know, sometimes, I would just like to tell all those extreme vegans/vegitarians to have a 'merry christmas'...

[Moonbiter]

@Aegis

YOU FIEND! As you will notice from my initial post, I said x-mas instead of ******mas. That was probably a mistake, considering all the X-Men fans out there. I was in NO way disrespecting the birthdate of the Dark Phoenix, the marriage of Scott and Jean or the first time they fought Magneto.

[Aegis]

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Originally Posted by Moonbiter @Aegis YOU FIEND! As you will notice from my initial post, I said x-mas instead of ******mas. That was probably a mistake, considering all the X-Men fans out there. I was in NO way disrespecting the birthdate of the Dark Phoenix, the marriage of Scott and Jean or the first time they fought Magneto.

Yes, I must very well say, you've lost me on this one...

[Athena]

Put on your yalmulka, here comes hanukkah
Its so much fun-akkah to celebrate hanukkah,

Hanukkah is the festival of lights,
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.

When you feel like the only kid in town without a x-mas tree, heres a list of
People who are jewish, just like you and me:

David lee roth lights the menorrah,
So do james caan, kirk douglas, and the late dinah shore-ah

Guess who eats together at the karnickey deli,
Bowzer from sha-na-na, and arthur fonzerrelli.

Paul newmans half jewish; goldie hawns half too,
Put them together--what a fine lookin’ jew! [esus]

You don’t need deck the halls or jingle bell rock
Cause you can spin the dreidl with captain kirk and mr. spock--both jewish!
[esus]

Put on your yalmulka, it’s time for hanukkah,
The owner of the seattle super sonic-ahs celebrates hanukkah.

O.j. simpson-- not a jew!
But guess who is...hall of famer¡ºrod carew--(he converted!)

We got ann landers and her sister dear abby,
Harrison fords a quarter jewish--not too shabby!

Some people think that ebeneezer scrooge is,
Well, he’s not, but guess who is:all three stooges. [esus]

So many jews are in show biz--
Tom cruise isn¹t, [tacit] but I heard his agent is. [esus]

Tell your friend veronica, it’s time you celebrate hanukkah
I hope I get a harmonica, on this lovely, lovely hanukkah.

So drink your gin-and-tonic-ah, and smoke your mara-juanic-ah,
If you really, really wanna-kah, have a happy, happy, happy, happy
Hanukkah¡ ¡ . happy hanukka! By Adam Sandler

[Athena]

*Stops my rocket propelled horse drawn sleigh on the Holiday Cheer thread to serve everyone spiked eggnog!*
Merrry SYMmas
*hijacks some holiday cheer and jets*

[Hill-Shatar]

Chu, there she goes! We shouldn't have stopped to pick up that eggnog!

Heh heh, reading back in this thread, that was quite funny.

@ Aegis: I get it.

[ch85us2001]

*the delorean screams through the thread, chu stickjs his hand out and grabs two eggnogs*