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08-02-2001, 03:36 PM
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After being forced out of my godly posistion, I have decided to become a super hero. Armed with special eye vision, i can find spam wherever it lurks, with my super breath i can breath  , and with my beyond human abilities i can well...uh...do...um...stuff, for i am defender of spam, and protected the spam land from the invading neopets and captured the amazons http://www.smilies.org/basesmilies/Amazone.gif , and uh...kept...i mean destroyed them.
Alas now i need an arch villain. Signings TODAY.
Please fill out the form:
1 Name
2 special ability
3 sex with the dog
[ 08-03-2001: Message edited by: ThorinOakensfield ]
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08-02-2001, 03:41 PM
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1 Ned the Knife
2 Backstabbing
3 When the wife is home.
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08-02-2001, 03:44 PM
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1. Bloody Bob
2. Butchering and Gutting
3. None, it interfears with killing
[ 08-02-2001: Message edited by: Darkpoet ]
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08-02-2001, 03:58 PM
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1. the Terrible T
2. Getting other arch villains to do the dirty work, while getting away cleanly
3. Don't you wish? 
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08-02-2001, 04:01 PM
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Roy 'The Demi-Lich' Snodgson
Fires molten slag
To be honest, I'm just a wobbly skull floating in mid-air, so it's not really possible.
[ 08-02-2001: Message edited by: Fezek ]
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08-02-2001, 04:01 PM
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1. Snivling Whiped boy
2. Doing whatever T tells me too
3. Not yet, but soon I hope.
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08-02-2001, 04:11 PM
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Deadeye, Rotten, Stinking Scum (Dris for short)
Forcing all radios in a 100-meter-radius to tune into disco stations
Only during the mating season
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08-02-2001, 04:12 PM
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| |  Quote:
Originally posted by T'lainya:
<STRONG>
3. Don't you wish? </STRONG>
| Not me, but everybody in the world.
Thorin the sex machine
ack..
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08-02-2001, 04:13 PM
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avk, indeed Thorin, ack indeed... | | |
08-03-2001, 03:04 AM
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Name: Peek-at-you
Special Ability: Can cast Holy lense of voyeurs three times per day.
Sex: in-frequently... hmm, now is that one word... or two?
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Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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08-03-2001, 04:21 AM
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1 The Hypno Toad
2 Hypnosis (duh)
3 Whenever he can get it
All hail the Hypno Toad!
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08-03-2001, 05:48 AM
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Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>1 Ned the Knife
2 Backstabbing
3 When the wife is home.</STRONG>
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08-03-2001, 05:51 AM
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08-03-2001, 05:52 AM
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08-03-2001, 05:56 AM
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Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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