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Old 08-02-2001, 02:36 PM
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Post Hiring arch villain

After being forced out of my godly posistion, I have decided to become a super hero. Armed with special eye vision, i can find spam wherever it lurks, with my super breath i can breath , and with my beyond human abilities i can well...uh...do...um...stuff, for i am defender of spam, and protected the spam land from the invading neopets and captured the amazons http://www.smilies.org/basesmilies/Amazone.gif , and uh...kept...i mean destroyed them.
Alas now i need an arch villain. Signings TODAY.
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1 Name
2 special ability
3 sex with the dog

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Old 08-02-2001, 02:41 PM
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1 Ned the Knife
2 Backstabbing
3 When the wife is home.
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Old 08-02-2001, 02:44 PM
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1. Bloody Bob
2. Butchering and Gutting
3. None, it interfears with killing



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Old 08-02-2001, 02:58 PM
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1. the Terrible T
2. Getting other arch villains to do the dirty work, while getting away cleanly
3. Don't you wish?
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Old 08-02-2001, 03:01 PM
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Roy 'The Demi-Lich' Snodgson

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To be honest, I'm just a wobbly skull floating in mid-air, so it's not really possible.

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1. Snivling Whiped boy
2. Doing whatever T tells me too
3. Not yet, but soon I hope.
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Old 08-02-2001, 03:11 PM
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Deadeye, Rotten, Stinking Scum (Dris for short)

Forcing all radios in a 100-meter-radius to tune into disco stations

Only during the mating season
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Old 08-02-2001, 03:12 PM
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Quote:
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3. Don't you wish? </STRONG>
Not me, but everybody in the world.

Thorin the sex machine

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Old 08-02-2001, 03:13 PM
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avk, indeed Thorin, ack indeed...

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Name: Peek-at-you
Special Ability: Can cast Holy lense of voyeurs three times per day.
Sex: in-frequently... hmm, now is that one word... or two?
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Old 08-03-2001, 03:21 AM
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1 The Hypno Toad
2 Hypnosis (duh)
3 Whenever he can get it

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Old 08-03-2001, 04:48 AM
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Quote:
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<STRONG>1 Ned the Knife
2 Backstabbing
3 When the wife is home.</STRONG>
Seems he is taking over more and more of your life this Ned-thingy
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Old 08-03-2001, 04:51 AM
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<STRONG>Seems he is taking over more and more of your life this Ned-thingy </STRONG>
Ned is one mean person
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<STRONG>Ned is one mean person </STRONG>
That'll be fun to see - I think you should take point guard when adventurering
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<STRONG>That'll be fun to see - I think you should take point guard when adventurering </STRONG>
Peek-At-You will observe from the bushes
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