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01-15-2006, 02:40 PM
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| | Well, I do believe you happen to be new to SYM miss, so, welcome. 
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01-15-2006, 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by darkmistress25 Hey now!
No Skewering Us poor scottish peoples! And I personally think haggis is Icky!
Come on Fable you wouldt skewer nice little Ol' Scottish Lass like myself would you ? (she stares innocently, large eyes glistening with worry) | You can never tell with the ones who declare themselves 'dignified'. Quote: |
As for sausage, it comes from Germany, and is very similar to haggis--so indirectly, you're criticizing Greg.
| The original German sausage was much more satisfying to my tastes, especially considering what types of food and chemicals are placed inside the American version of the product. Yuck. At least I know what I'm eating.
Otherwise, I happen to have to eat Haggis every year, so the German version isn't such a bad type of food for one like me. Quite filling, really.  Quote: |
I don't deal in oysters, which were never meant to be anything other than windowdressing, and sloppy joes are deep in my past.
| That you even ate some of those speaks volumes.  Quote: |
Though I really did like good, honest Texas chili. If you want to say something about that, it could mean a war with Texas, you beaver-loving Canuck.
| Of course, I am quite partial to beavers. It is fun to watch them go to work on a log, especially hardwood.
However, if you try once more to goad us into a war, we will line the borders with microwaves and turn them all on at once, and send our navy after you, War Mongering Yank.
I don't mind Texan chili, as long as they make it spicy enough to make me choke. Quote: |
And it is well known that canada created the world wide abomination that is known as 'Bacon'. You are by NO MEANS innocent. *nods*
| 1. We did not invent Bacon.
2. We did invent Back Bacon.
3. We did invent Maple Syrup too.
4. They taste good together.
5. Did I just type that?
6. Make fun, chu, and I will beat you to death with a hard jug of #3.
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01-15-2006, 03:03 PM
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| | | Quote* I don't deal in oysters, which were never meant to be anything other than windowdressing, and sloppy joes are deep in my past.*/quote
crushed oyster shells are used in bocce courts.
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01-15-2006, 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Athena Quote* I don't deal in oysters, which were never meant to be anything other than windowdressing, and sloppy joes are deep in my past.*/quote
crushed oyster shells are used in bocce courts. | Yet another example of the decadance of modern civilization. Come on Fable you wouldt skewer nice little Ol' Scottish Lass like myself would you ? (she stares innocently, large eyes glistening with worry)
Oh, that we had met a few thousand years ago, give or take a hundred. But I'm a happily married man of many centuries, and will therefore skewer whomever I like! At least, I think that was more or less the way I meant it...right? That you even ate some of those speaks volumes.
I had youth and its concomittant idiocy on my side. What were your excuses? However, if you try once more to goad us into a war, we will line the borders with microwaves and turn them all on at once, and send our navy after you, War Mongering Yank.
We will fight you on the beaches and across your ice hockey courts, as long as you don't jam our airwaves with William Shattner. If you do, we will surrender with instantaneous bravery! I don't mind Texan chili, as long as they make it spicy enough to make me choke.
Finally, an area of complete agreement! I knew that we people of beneficent saintliness could compromise by discussing a mutual truth.
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01-15-2006, 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by fable Oh, that we had met a few thousand years ago, give or take a hundred. But I'm a happily married man of many centuries, and will therefore skewer whomever I like! At least, I think that was more or less the way I meant it...right? | Glad I'm in Canada. No American knows where we reside. Although I am not quite sure about skewering. I'll leave such things unanswered so you can seek guidance from your overlord, also known as your wife. She will no doubt want to keep a hold on what you try to skewer. We will fight you on the beaches and across your ice hockey courts, as long as you don't jam our airwaves with William Shattner. If you do, we will surrender with instantaneous bravery!
Too bad we took down our only metal radio tower to make a battering ram. All our other ones melted. We will, however, order our undercover operative Celine Dion to ravage the city of Las Vegas! Feel the burn as the (real) capital of America is burned to the ground! I had youth and its concomittant idiocy on my side.
I had no idea Sloppy Joes were so old. You learn something new everyday. Finally, an area of complete agreement! I knew that we people of beneficent saintliness could compromise by discussing a mutual truth.
We must educate the unclean masses to the glory of such a thing as spicy Texan Chili. However, their views on such things may be warped, as few consider me a picture of beneficient saintliness. It may marr your image as a wise and infallible godlike entity.
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01-15-2006, 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by fable Come on Fable you wouldt skewer nice little Ol' Scottish Lass like myself would you ? (she stares innocently, large eyes glistening with worry)
Oh, that we had met a few thousand years ago, give or take a hundred. But I'm a happily married man of many centuries, and will therefore skewer whomever I like! At least, I think that was more or less the way I meant it...right? |
Well that shows me that I no longer need to hold back my secret weapon. ( she rummages through her purse searching for ..... "AHA!", pulling a blank can of something illegible from YOUR distance.)
Now Fable, I tried.. to play nice, but, (deep sigh), you wouldnt have it.( she then sets the can down on the floor, explaining.... " Now this is a Can of Whoop #$@, and Im about to open it on you , (giggles maniacally) 
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01-15-2006, 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by fable Come on Fable you wouldt skewer nice little Ol' Scottish Lass like myself would you ? (she stares innocently, large eyes glistening with worry)
Oh, that we had met a few thousand years ago, give or take a hundred. But I'm a happily married man of many centuries, and will therefore skewer whomever I like! At least, I think that was more or less the way I meant it...right? /QUOTE]
Well that shows me that I no longer need to hold back my secret weapon. ( she rummages through her purse searching for ..... "AHA!", pulling a blank can of something illegible from YOUR distance.)
Now Fable, I tried.. to place nice, but, (deep sigh), you wouldnt have it.( she then sets the can down on the floor, explaining.... " Now this is a Can of Whoop #$@, and Im about to open it on you , (giggles maniacally) | Aaagh! We have two dark, dangerous Scotish women in SYM now?!
*Dives behind couch*
... But seriously welcome DarkMistress |
01-15-2006, 05:02 PM
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Ohh Thank you hun, and no need to duck, though I may be dark, Scottish, and keep my pet dragon by my side all the time, I only skewer people on days that end in Y. Whoops, I guess today is not your lucky day ( Pulls out twenty foot lance , hopping on the back of her dragon.)
Hehe, Just kidding , but thank you for the welcome
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01-15-2006, 05:05 PM
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| | *pouts* Everyone else gets threatened and thanked and I get squat. Boo for the new lady. 
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01-15-2006, 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by darkmistress25 Ohh Thank you hun, and no need to duck, though I may be dark, Scottish, and keep my pet dragon by my side all the time, I only skewer people on days that end in Y. Whoops, I guess today is not your lucky day ( Pulls out twenty foot lance , hopping on the back of her dragon.)
Hehe, Just kidding , but thank you for the welcome | You have a dragon?! You are waaay cooler than fiona, she only has sheep!
Oh don't pout Mag, she'll end up with you anyways... They always do 
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01-15-2006, 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by TonyMontana1638 You have a dragon?! You are waaay cooler than fiona, she only has sheep!
Oh don't piut Mag, she'll end up with you anyways... They always do | My pouts are adorable and effective. It's one of my secrets. Besides, I'm not hunting anymore. I'll be good. 
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"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone" |
01-15-2006, 05:11 PM
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| | | A secret.
Ok gang , I have to come clean, I dont *Realy* have a dragon, I know that this must come as a shock to you all, now please do not panic, take deep slow , measured breaths....... (giggles)
And on a side note Mag, You are cute and effectionate( steps off her soapbox, zipping her lips, locking it and throwing away the key..... NOT!
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01-15-2006, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by darkmistress25 Ok gang , I have to come clean, I dont *Realy* have a dragon, I know that this must come as a shock to you all, now please do not panic, take deep slow , measured breaths....... (giggles)
And on a side note Mag, You are cute and effectionate( steps off her soapbox, zipping her lips, locking it and throwing away the key..... NOT! | *Head explodes in shock*
Oh, yeah that... Don't worry, it does that alot you'll get used to it .
No worries, my name isn't really Tony Montana and Mag isn't really that cute and affectionate once you get to know him . |
01-15-2006, 05:15 PM
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| | What is it with women from New England? Worse than the Aussie's they are.
Bad Tony...you're cut off.  I am too cute and affectionate! The fact I'm a drunkard and a perv doesn't make that untrue.
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01-15-2006, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Magrus What is it with women from New England? Worse than the Aussie's they are.
Bad Tony...you're cut off. I am too cute and affectionate! The fact I'm a drunkard and a perv doesn't make that untrue. | Hahaha
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