Great Public Fallacies

[fable]

I'm not writing, here, about masses of people being duped. After all, that happens all the time. (It's called politics.) I'm referring to those "generally held truths" about anything in particular which are 125% inaccurate.

For instance, the tale about George Washington chopping down a cherry tree then admitting it to his father, in spite of the threat of a beating, has been taught in US schools since before the turn of the 20th century. As you might guess, it's a myth, created by a 19th century schoolteacher who thought that the heroes of any nation should do more than take up burial space in large tombs at the public expense.

But the most interesting one I can recall is the belief that was almost universal in the early Puritan colonies, that the tomato was poisonous. I don't know how it got it started, but there are herbal books and diaries of the period that all refer to that mainstay of the pizza, that loadstone of lasagna, pithy garnish to the hamburger, as a venomous weed. (Sorry. Was getting carried away.) Somewhere around the turn of the 18th century someone actually ate a tomato in public at at town square in order to prove the story false, and survived. After that, the legend waned.

Come on, let's live it up! Post your favorite fallacies, here!

[C Elegans]

My first thought goes to my own field and the persistant ideas that:

1. We only use a minor part of our brains, and thus there is a lot of unused capacity.
2. The misconception of how lateralisation of the brain works. Media still claims you can "learn to think with your right brain hemispere". Well, try not to!

[The Outsider]

1. That we in North America live in anything like a democracy; that our vote counts for anything other than blotting paper; that NA government is a protector of the populace.

2. That lived religion is anything like textual religion.

3. That anyone outside of safe, peaceful surroundings is able to live by a moral code.

4. That feudalism has been eliminated- it's becoming stronger and stronger, in its new form as corporate feudalism (W*l-M*rt employees have to sing a freakin' anthem).

[Gwalchmai]

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Originally posted by fable: <STRONG>Come on, let's live it up! Post your favorite fallacies, here! </STRONG>

Sorry, Fable. As much as I like you, I'm not touching any of your fallacies, public or not.

Real answer: That Bogart said "Play it again, Sam"

[Georgi]

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Originally posted by Gwalchmai: <STRONG>Real answer: That Bogart said "Play it again, Sam"</STRONG>

Or that Hamlet said "Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him well"

[Waverly]

I enjoy fallacies I think it's highly enjoyable, and I don't see how anyone could object to getting one.

[Georgi]

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Originally posted by Gwalchmai: <STRONG>Sorry, Fable. As much as I like you, I'm not touching any of your fallacies, public or not. </STRONG>

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Originally posted by Waverly: <STRONG>I enjoy fallacies I think it's highly enjoyable, and I don't see how anyone could object to getting one.</STRONG>

<commentator voice> That's right folks, you saw it here first... somebody beat Waverly to the innuendo!! </commentator voice>

[C Elegans]

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Originally posted by Georgi: <STRONG>Or that Hamlet said "Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him well" </STRONG>

In Sweden, most people belive Hamlet holds the "To be or not to be" soliloquy (sp?) while holding the skull.

[Georgi]

LOL@CE You mean he doesn't carry the skull around with him during the entire play, and speak every soliloquy to it?

[C Elegans]

@Georgi: Honestly, doesn't he? I always thought he kept it in his pocket, ready to draw at each and every occation

I have no idea where this common misconseption has sprung from, I suppose it might be as simple as the "To be" monologue is very famous and the skull scene is very famous, and people join them together.

[Gwalchmai]

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one now, to mock your own grinning? quite chap-fallen?

[Georgi]

@Gwally smartarse

[Anatres]

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Contamination is reaching epidemic proportions!
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[C Elegans]

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Originally posted by Gwalchmai: <STRONG>Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio &lt;snip&gt;</STRONG>

You couldn't resist, could you? Neither can I, this is from the 1604 quarto version:

Alas poore Yoricke, I knew him Horatio, a fellow of infinite iest, of most excellent fancie, hee hath borne me on his backe a thousand times, and now how abhorred my imagination is: my gorge rises at it. Heere hung those lyppes that I haue kist I know not howe oft, where be your gibes now? your gamboles, your songs, your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roare, not one now to mocke your owne grinning, quite chopfalne. Now get you to my Ladies Chamber, & tell her, let her paint an inch thicke, to this fauour she must come, make her laugh at that.

[Gwalchmai]

@CE: LOL, you super-smartarse!