Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls (spam light please)

[C Elegans]

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Originally posted by fable ...and ass! Come on, play fair!

Ass too, but studies show that ass and face leads by far for what body parts women are looking at - actually, women seem to be more ass-fixated than males are breast-fixated (at least according to European studies, Americans are at least anecdotally known for being more breast-fixated than Europeans)

[fable]

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Originally posted by C Elegans Ass too, but studies show that ass and face leads by far for what body parts women are looking at - actually, women seem to be more ass-fixated than males are breast-fixated (at least according to European studies, Americans are at least anecdotally known for being more breast-fixated than Europeans)

Gods. I've never heard that about so many women watching a man's ass. Guys, time for you to schedule that butt-silicon implant, I guess.

[Aegis]

What about the elusive 'Ghetto booty' some men love so much

[Chanak]

I'm coming into this fashionably late, which suits me well. I have often wondered what it would be like to be a woman. I would do a 24 hour switch, with the following conditions: in-between menstrual cycles, or inhabit a female body that does not suffer from PMS (yes, they do exist! ); the female body would need to be at least 6 feet tall, very athletic with a medium to large build...

Why the conditions, you ask? Simple...I would go around kicking men's butts! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

EDIT: You know, now that I think about it, suffering from PMS might actually be useful...you know, give me an edge and all that. Hmmm.

[dragon wench]

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Originally posted by Chanak EDIT: You know, now that I think about it, suffering from PMS might actually be useful...you know, give me an edge and all that. Hmmm.

LMAO!

Actually, I have to admit, I've never quite understood why so many women are so sensitive about the PMS comments... I mean... what a perfect excuse to be absolutely irascible without requiring any justification whatsoever

Okay, the argument is that this denies women get angry or upset in the same way that men do, but if we can't alter perceptions why not just use them to our advantage!

[Chanak]

I think I've told you this before....but at one time, the U.S. Army was researching creating platoons of women, all synchronized on their cycles, and using them in combat!

[fable]

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Originally posted by dragon wench LMAO! Actually, I have to admit, I've never quite understood why so many women are so sensitive about the PMS comments... I mean... what a perfect excuse to be absolutely irascible without requiring any justification whatsoever

Bah. Who needs even that justification? Most men simply try to hide their irascibility when they're feeling down. They take it out on themselves. They develop ulcers. They die early. They suffer from male pattern baldness and economists.

I say, men, unite! Be all the irascibility that you can be! Rise up when you're feeling lousy, and let your co-workers know it! Cry when your wife criticizes you! Stare daggers at your kids! Threaten to drown your boss in a vat of Crisco! FREE YOURSELVES FROM YOUR CHAINS!!!!!

[Chanak]

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Originally posted by fable FREE YOURSELVES FROM YOUR CHAINS!!!!!

By gum, I think I feel a long bout of male PMS coming on! NO MORE MR. NICE GUY, I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO POed!