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Old 02-18-2004, 07:36 AM
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O.K. Here's how it goes, somebody posts a question on any forum topic and we, selfless unhelp drones that we are, post our completely unhelpful answers. An answer which seems helpful and reasonable but is actually hideously wrong would be a really good one.

An example usually illuminates:

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I'm about to fight the dragon in SOA (Paladin level 4 strength 18/50 char 17 ) What are the best buffs?
Well that would be Protection from Cold and if you have a scroll of Protection from Undead I'd keep that handy.

See a Red Dragon breaths fire so the buff is going to double damage to poor little Chrissie. Also the scoll of Prot Undead would have been really handy earlier so poor little Chrissie keeping it to make a saving throw at the dragon is just icing on the cake.

Oh and I'm not joking about the spam either.
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Old 02-18-2004, 09:04 AM
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See a Red Dragon breaths fire so the buff is going to double damage to poor little Chrissie. Also the scoll of Prot Undead would have been really handy earlier so poor little Chrissie keeping it to make a saving throw at the dragon is just icing on the cake.
Curdis, I think that this is a two way problem:

1- Non completely explained question.
2- No questions from the answerer about wich dragon is him going to fend of (using the example)

People who post are not always posting something that reveals every aspect needed for a correct answer, and people who knows all the possible answers answer the first thing that comes in mind (like use the scroll of prot from undead, or backstab him, or use mirror image, or even you cant do this or that)

That should be exposed, by default, but people never read the 'Read before posting' threads or something.

It is the problem analysis issue.

We dont analyse, and there is not enough data for analysis.

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Oh and I'm not joking about the spam either.
THAT is impossible to believe.
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Old 02-18-2004, 11:07 AM
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I've got this rash. It burns. Right under my armpit and it stretches down to my toes. What do I do?
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Old 02-18-2004, 01:29 PM
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I've got this rash. It burns. Right under my armpit and it stretches down to my toes. What do I do?
Leave it in a paper bag on a window sill in direct sunlight for at least 48 hours. If that doesn't work, try burying it outside beneath a bed of tuplis for a week. That should clear it right up.
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Old 02-19-2004, 12:18 AM
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I've got this rash. It burns. Right under my armpit and it stretches down to my toes. What do I do?
Amputate
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Old 02-19-2004, 12:43 AM
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Curdis, I think that this is a two way problem:

1- Non completely explained question.
2- No questions from the answerer about wich dragon is him going to fend of (using the example)

People who post are not always posting something that reveals every aspect needed for a correct answer, and people who knows all the possible answers answer the first thing that comes in mind (like use the scroll of prot from undead, or backstab him, or use mirror image, or even you cant do this or that)

That should be exposed, by default, but people never read the 'Read before posting' threads or something.

It is the problem analysis issue.

We dont analyse, and there is not enough data for analysis.

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THAT is impossible to believe.
Simple Luis,

Milk the pig then check to see that all of its legs are the same.

Oh and if you could keep the s-word language to a minimum please. I have asked you nicely. (search the forum for 'a wee history for the little ones' if this isn't making sense).

Upon a re-read yours may in fact be the prize winning entry....
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Old 02-19-2004, 05:17 AM
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Sorry.

I'd be doing that as quick as ye blink...
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Old 02-19-2004, 05:55 AM
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Actually no. Go through the entire website and read each thread in each forum till you come across the correct thread and post. That is the best way.
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Old 02-19-2004, 07:13 AM
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Actually no. Go through the entire website and read each thread in each forum till you come across the correct thread and post. That is the best way.
Is this a question or an answer CM?

Anyhow as I'm posting:

I've just got out of the Irenicus dungeon, finally, now what?
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Old 02-19-2004, 07:21 AM
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I've just got out of the Irenicus dungeon, finally, now what?

First thing, head to the Den of Seven Vales, go up the stairs and talk with everyone.
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Old 02-19-2004, 07:49 AM
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Whats up with talking to everybody on The Den of Seven Vales?

S...!!! This is getting overwhelmed by SPAM...

Spam spam spam...

Give me give me some spamming...
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Old 02-20-2004, 04:01 AM
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Is this a question or an answer CM?

Anyhow as I'm posting:

I've just got out of the Irenicus dungeon, finally, now what?

Try to catch a Dragon, train it, fead it with Jaheira, Minsc and Boo and then fly to Bhaal.
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Old 02-20-2004, 07:28 AM
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First thing, head to the Den of Seven Vales, take off your pants, go up the stairs and talk with everyone.
How do I take my pants off? Is it a 'hot key'?

So Weasel we meet face to face after all this time. You dark master of S-word. You know that only one us can leave this thread. Our destinys are entwining.......phew you could do with a tic tac.

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Whats up with talking to everybody on The Den of Seven Vales?
If you ask enough dumb questions they'll give you a BIG surprise.

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S...!!! This is getting overwhelmed by SPAM...

Spam spam spam...

Give me give me some spamming...
It would be a shame to mess up your internal plumbing over something like this Luis........

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Try to catch a Dragon, train it, fead it with Jaheira, Minsc and Boo and then fly to Bhaal.
Arrrgh, I already killed Jaheira and Minsc (Although I think I still have Boo around here somewhere). Does that mean I have to restart?

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Old 02-20-2004, 08:16 AM
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Arrrgh, I already killed Jaheira and Minsc (Although I think I still have Boo around here somewhere). Does that mean I have to restart?

WARNING: This is UNhelp - do not follow any recommendations involving mains voltage. -Curdis !

Nonononono, just get eaten by the Dragon too, so you will meet up with them inside again.
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Old 02-21-2004, 09:55 AM
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Nonononono, just get eaten by the Dragon too, so you will meet up with them inside again.
O.K. I'm 'in' the dragon now but Minsc and Jaheria are back where I killed them in the Irenicus dungeon (Although I definitely have Boo with me). Now what? Oh and thanks for your help with such a dumb Nuub as me . - Curdis !
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