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08-12-2001, 06:58 PM
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| |  Funny things to do at a movie theatre
@Vehemence See if you find these interesting
1. Wear a top hat.
2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
3. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
4. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
5. Make a noise like your passing gas and go, "Ahhh..."
6. Starting wheezing and ask the person next to you if you can have some Juijy Fruits for you asthma.
7. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
8. Whenever the badguy is doing something devoius, say, "Watch out!"
9. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
10. Tell the man selling popcorn that the girls bathroom is flooding.
11. Yell out what is going to happen
12. Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea and wink while smiling.
13. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn, yell,"I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
14. Yell, "Fire!" and moon the people coming through the exit.
15. Say that they cannot sit next to you because your invisible friend already is.
16. Yell outloud, "Stop molesting me!"
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08-12-2001, 07:08 PM
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Shouldn't the topic be: How to totally annoy the hell out of people in a movie cinema? 
The one true way of annoying the crap out of people in a cinema is with those damn laser pens!  Went and watched the premiere of the Phantom Menace when it first came out and at least three of the little bastards had pens! :mad
KILLLLLLLLL!!!
Sorry for that little outburst, but I like to watch my movies in peace  Otherwise the annoying transgresionist will remain in pieces!!!!
Still, good joke Azekatie
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Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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08-12-2001, 07:19 PM
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I'm with you Veh. I love watching movies in silence, or in my girlfriends arms. Either way, I win |
08-12-2001, 07:21 PM
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Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>I'm with you Veh. I love watching movies in silence, or in my girlfriends arms. Either way, I win </STRONG>
| Well I hear Foul is the quiet type, so I guess you've got a winner there.
Ah, young love  
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Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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08-12-2001, 07:29 PM
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No, I thought Foul was chasing Gwal around now? |
08-12-2001, 07:32 PM
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funny things to do at the movies? watch American Pie 2!! it's hilarious. better than the first. of course i don't like the idea of anyone under 17 seeing it, but that's just cuz i don't like to see the young corrupted.
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08-12-2001, 07:42 PM
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and yu aren't under 17? |
08-12-2001, 07:42 PM
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Originally posted by average joe:
<STRONG><snip> but that's just cuz i don't like to see the young corrupted.</STRONG>
| Close your eyes, it's too late to do anything else
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Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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08-12-2001, 07:48 PM
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All those who have posted in SYM have already been corrupted... |
08-12-2001, 07:52 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>All those who have posted in SYM have already been corrupted...
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| *whistles innocently*
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Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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08-12-2001, 07:53 PM
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*Adds to Vehs whistling with the sound of his Ass-Kazoo* |
08-12-2001, 07:55 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>*Adds to Vehs whistling with the sound of his Ass-Kazoo*
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| *shudder* Such a disturbing mental image*
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Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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08-12-2001, 08:00 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:
<STRONG>and yu aren't under 17?</STRONG>
| Well, i wouldn't exactly be the average college kid if i was under the age of 17 now would i? And for the rest of you clowners, just cuz it's too late for anything else doesn't mean i have to like it. ass kazoo...sheesh
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08-12-2001, 08:02 PM
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08-12-2001, 08:03 PM
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Never said you had to like it
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Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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