favourite fantasy

[dragon wench]

Hmmmm.....given some of the personalities on this board I'm not sure if I should be posting this topic.......

Mine involves Ralph Fiennes, a crate of chilled champagne, oysters, and a
Jag pointed in the direction of Venice.

[ 07-02-2001: Message edited by: dragon wench ]

[Weasel]

Originally posted by dragon wench:
<STRONG>Hmmmm.....given some of the personalities on this board I'm not sure if I should be posting this topic.....</STRONG>

Edited for content.


I would like to **************************
****************** and ****** while *******
on a ******* at the same time.

[C Elegans]

ROFL, Weasel

Mine needs no editing

Sailing with my husband to South Georgia (a group of islands close to Antarctica) and climb the black sea cliffs there Then maybe head for the southern tip of Chile (in Swedish this part is called the land of fire), and climb some of the rugged peaks while husband sails the boat home. (Would be too boring to cross the Atlantic twice)

[Brink]

L337 gamers only fantasize about meeting members of the opposite sex........erm,not that I am one

[KidD01]

Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>Edited for content.
I would like to **************************
****************** and ****** while *******
on a ******* at the same time. </STRONG>

Is this a twisted & torrid Fantasy of a Weasel ?

[Gruntboy]

Heh-hee!

6 bottles of champagne, 3 movie starlets and 1 Gruntboy.

Either that or dive-bombing Moscow.

[Vehemence]

My Ultimate Fantasy

6.00 Alarm
6.15 Blow job
6.30 Massive satisfying crap while reading the sports section
7.00 Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all
cooked by naked buxom wench
7.30 Limo arrives
7.45 Several Whiskeys en-route to airport
9.15 Flight in personal Lear Jet
9.30 Limo to Riverside Oaks Golf Club (blow job en-route)
9.45 Play front nine (2 under)
11.45 Lunch Pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom
Perignon
12.15 Blow job
12.30 Play back nine (4 under)
2.15 Limo back to the airport (Several Whiskeys)
2.30 Fly to Monte Carlo
3.30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all
female crew (all nude)
4.30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle
5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson
6.45 ****, Shower and Shave
7.00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; marajuana and
porn legalised
Dinner: lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big
juicy fillet steak followed by ice-cream served on a pair of ****
Napoleon Brandy and Cohuna cigar in front of
wall size TV
as you watch international Match of the Day; England
beating Germany 11-0
9.30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies)
11.00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a
cleansing ale
11.30 A night cap *******
11.45 In bed alone
11.50 A 12 second fart which changes note 4 times and
forces the dog to leave the room

[Georgi]

Jeez Vehemence, you're all class....

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Jeez Vehemence, you're all class.... </STRONG>

Could you imagine me any other way? *hint, try picturing me naked* HA! Now theres no escape, no matter how hard you try, I'm still gonna be in your head... and nekkid to boot!

[Mr Sleep]

@Veh, haven't you ever heard of over use?

[Brink]

@Vehemence-Hey,Georgi's my angel (erm, I'm not sure why I'm posting this )

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>@Veh, haven't you ever heard of over use? </STRONG>

Why, I um, don't know whatever your talking about *innocent smile*

Mental Note: Mr.Sleep knows too much... time to inact plan B!

*Moments later, a van pulls up outside Sleep's place. Six highly paid and really buff goons exit the van and go into the house... Moments pass before they exit from the house carrying what looks like an oversized potato sack with a couple of feet dangling out at the end*

Hired Goons... gotta love em!

Brink: Hiya! Your angel eh? Fair enough you can have her... that is to say if she ever recovers from the serious mental breakdown of picturing me nekkid!

MUAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA *evil laugh*

[Mr Sleep]

GURRGUUHHHHHHH.......GUURRHRHRIGIIHRHIH

[Brink]

@Vehemence-Is this the return of the Vehemence who tried to set up spy cams in the ladies' room??

[Georgi]

Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>that is to say if she ever recovers from the serious mental breakdown of picturing me nekkid!

MUAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA *evil laugh* </STRONG>

It's not like there is much to see.....