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02-24-2003, 02:02 PM
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This is getting old. Several times I have attempted to beat the stuffing out of the tea drinking freak, and everytime he has dissappeared. Sigh.....it was not always so. fas used to be a man and fight. But for some reason, he now runs like a scared little halfling 
I am sorry it must come to this, but let me illistrate.
I answered his challenge in the fight thread.....he immediatly vacated. Came BACK months later and challenged me again. Pulled the same stunt. This same scenario has been played out over and over again, ending with the last challenge which he still hasn't answered. he's not offline, I see him lurking in MSN 
In fact, the only place he will attack me is the DF thread, but he leaves that to Ysh and "forbids" anyone else to use his character.
This is my last attempt to lay a beatdown on him. If only he were the same ill-tempered hooligan who earned the right to be served tea in my old tavern. Now, I fear, he is too busy trolling for hugs. Where is your self respect? You attacked me, now face my wrath 
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02-24-2003, 02:06 PM
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I'd like to be the Official Bookie.
Bets anyone?
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02-24-2003, 02:09 PM
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*Growls*
If theres going to be bloodshed I wanna be involved. If Fas wont accept BS's obvious challenge. Then I will have to throw a Brick at his head.
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02-24-2003, 02:10 PM
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| |  Quote: Originally posted by RandomThug
*Growls*
If theres going to be bloodshed I wanna be involved. If Fas wont accept BS's obvious challenge. Then I will have to throw a Brick at his head. | He has no choice, he can't run in this thread. Whether either of us goes offline, the other will always know where to find the other when we return. Now, only his courage is at question
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02-24-2003, 02:17 PM
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Excuse me, but if a girl offers to cook dinner, i dont say no But it was a bunch of us cooking. So i left to eat.
*grabs his cricket back and whacks BS in the face with it* Deja Vu?
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02-24-2003, 02:23 PM
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Excuses....like you have that many women to explain the last six months of cowardice
*gets up, takes a drink, busts bottle over bar and carves "wus" in Fas's forehead*
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02-24-2003, 02:25 PM
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*blood pouring over his eyes Fas grabs the same beer bottle from BS and proceeds to shove it into Bs' right eye*
Take that!
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02-24-2003, 02:26 PM
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Okay, Voo, count me in.
Fas is going to run again...this time, it will be a "i have schoolwork to do and i'm tired so why don't you all just leave me alone BS please don't hit me again" kind of thing. 
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02-24-2003, 02:28 PM
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02-24-2003, 02:30 PM
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*catches his eye and puts it in his pocket to have coated in glass*
Almost impressive
*lifts fas over his head and slams him into the bar headfirst before picking him back up and biting his nose off*
better be careful, you get too disfugured...no more hugs from the women
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02-24-2003, 02:31 PM
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02-24-2003, 02:33 PM
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02-24-2003, 02:35 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Chanak
LOL...why, you little impertinent, bloody heap laying moaning on a bar floor. Here, let me fix that nose for you...
*smashes fas repeatedly on the bridge of the nose with a bar stool*
There, much better. Now stand still so BS can try to make ground beef out of you.  | *grabs the broken leg of the barstool and spikes it through Chanaks Chin*
For a fight you yap too much. Next time i will rip your lower jaw off
*turns chanak around and kicks him out of the thread for a second time*
And stay out!
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02-24-2003, 02:36 PM
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*Takes notes for DF scraps*
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