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07-13-2001, 12:58 PM
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| |  Fable's House of 3D Pancakes and Spam
Given the importance of this year (the Millenium of Spam) I thought I'd start up an all-nighter topic for people to talk about anything, as they wander around at odd hours. If you haven't got anything better to do, the boss is away, the stores are all closed, and you've finished BG2 for the eleventh time, consider posting here. 
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07-13-2001, 01:04 PM
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Or, post here in the daytime. We serve pancakes in several different batters, with two dozen add-ons, twelve syrups, three kinds of butter, and the all-important spam.
Mind, use the napkins. WK drooled on the floor, and we've had to hire some linoleum repairmen to fix the acid damage.
One other point: FH3DPS (as well affectionately like to call it) is now taking applications for a wide range of positions. These include, but are not limited to, the following:
Cooks
Waiters/Waitresses
Cashiers
Bouncers
Bellydancers
Spam Warmers
Clerics
Janitorial staff
Please inquire within.
[ 07-13-2001: Message edited by: fable ]
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07-13-2001, 01:10 PM
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Ummm Fable..you didn't let him bring the goats in did you? 
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07-13-2001, 01:12 PM
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Ummm Fable..you didn't let him bring the goats in did you?
(blink) @T, you heard about that? He told us the goats were relatives. An extended family, a close relationship, he said.
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07-13-2001, 01:13 PM
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Spam Pankakes? Well, that may be one thing WK's never eaten. |
07-13-2001, 01:17 PM
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A spam pancake house? Great, I love American pancakes (they are much better than the Swedish ones) and I love spamming, so this must be the perfect place for me 
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07-13-2001, 01:21 PM
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Spam pancakes...Yum!
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07-13-2001, 01:22 PM
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OK, an entrepeneurial concept: The Spamcake Chalet, with syrup-proof internet connections at each booth.  |
07-13-2001, 01:49 PM
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@C Elegans, thanks. Your comments are appreciated. Feel free to drop in anytime, and stay as long as you like. Tonight we are also featuring the exotic balalika of Baba Ganush and her Triplets of Hegelian Desire. Thesis is the tall redhead. Counter-Thesis is the short, willowy brunette. Synthesis is the blonde with the tattoo across her...
Well. They certainly do make those outfits revealing nowadays, don't they? Heh.
@Brink, eat your fill. There's always more where that came from.
@Saigo, it sounds like you're a man (or woman, or both, or neither, or...) of vision. How would you like a job on the development team as we expand across the globe?
We provide a fine group of benefits, including a 90-day-a-year vacation, spam farm sabbaticals, spam mutual funds, and health benefits for your entire family, your neighbor's family, and the family of that guy who runs the gas station that lives at the end of your block.
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07-13-2001, 01:55 PM
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Dear Sir
I write with regards to your advertisement for staff. Please find enclosed my CV.
I am interested in your cashiering vacancy. As you can see from my resume I have extensive experience handling bullion with all due care and my full attention.
I will be available for work in eighteen months, dependant on good behaviour. Thank you in advance for your kind consideration.
Yours sincerely
Robin Banks.
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07-13-2001, 01:58 PM
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Yshania, Good one. ROTFLMAO |
07-13-2001, 01:59 PM
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@fable-Don't mind if I do .I don't have any cash with me though.... 
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07-13-2001, 02:31 PM
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fable, throw in 51% ownership, major medical for my hampsters and a luxury box at the annual SPAM Festival, and I'll consider it. |
07-13-2001, 03:44 PM
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Dear Sir
It has been a while since I last wrote, I really just wanted to update my resume with you.
I have spent quite some time on kitchen duty. I can now scramble eggs and prepare smash potatoes.
I look forward to hearing from you,
Regards
Robin.
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07-13-2001, 04:04 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Yshania:
<STRONG>Dear Sir
I write with regards to your advertisement for staff. Please find enclosed my CV.
I am interested in your cashiering vacancy. As you can see from my resume I have extensive experience handling bullion with all due care and my full attention.
I will be available for work in eighteen months, dependant on good behaviour. Thank you in advance for your kind consideration.
Yours sincerely
Robin Banks.</STRONG>
| Reminds me of that ad that was posted in the an US paper that stated something along the lines of a reformed marjuana salesman trying to get a job as an office manager and stating all the qualities he owned that were all tangenital to his selling pot
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