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04-16-2008, 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Millieway  However, in order to return this back to on topic; Fable, can you stand on your one leg? | He's got a cane which he uses also as a weapon of choice... 
...of course, some say his got those deadly dentures which are so fatally efficient and accurate as a missile weapon. 
But really, he can stand on one leg because he can. The image that he can't is illusory... which makes him more dangerous. Deceptive, I tell you.
Watch out for those flying dentures. 
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Reason: stupid grammar error: His to He's/He has... sorry I'm a grammar nazi to myself.
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04-16-2008, 01:27 PM
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| | I always knew it! They used Fable as a model for Planescape Torment's Morte... 
Hmmm... I wonder if that makes Buck The Nameless One....
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04-16-2008, 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by dragon wench I always knew it! They used Fable as a model for Planescape Torment's Morte...
Hmmm... I wonder if that makes Buck The Nameless One.... | Wow.
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04-16-2008, 07:03 PM
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I am amused, and yet horrified. Although, I cannot deny how a cucumber - with weight of several kilos - couldn’t be used as a blunt weapon. Yet I cannot truly approve with your approach. It just feels so inhumane, even when done to politicians.
| As if the phrase "humane politician" wasn't an oxymoron. Quote: |
Therefore, kegs filled with cucumbers, left to ferment at their own pace. And even if someone would get suspicious about the odd stench going around the parliament, I suppose the politicians would just think it is just the stench of the next scandal in the wind…
| Being more humane than you, I suggest we kill all the politicians first, then subject them to the gas of rotting cucumbers. As a side benefit, it is probable that this treatment will enbalm their corpses, allowing them to be put on display to a grateful posterity in need of vegetable-based target practice. Thus, if of little to no use while alive, yet their figures in death shall serve to set an inspiring target for tomato-wielding lifeforms, everywhere. Quote: |
He's got a cane which he uses also as a weapon of choice...
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Watch out for those flying dentures. | Are you trying to give away all my special assassin devices before I get to use 'em? Where's the fun in that? Next, you're going to tell him about my toupee-based, poison-tipped shuriken! Oh, wait... 
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04-16-2008, 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted by fable I suggest we kill all the politicians first, then subject them to the gas of rotting cucumbers. As a side benefit, it is probable that this treatment will enbalm their corpses, allowing them to be put on display to a grateful posterity in need of vegetable-based target practice. | The assumption that politicians can be killed, fumigated or embalmed is fundamentally flawed because:
1. they are unkillable
2. they are respawnable
3. they mutate
4. they metastasize
5. they are immune to gases and furthermore, if touched, expel the deadly gas themselves
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04-16-2008, 11:21 PM
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it is probable that this treatment will enbalm their corpses, allowing them to be put on display to a grateful posterity in need of vegetable-based target practice. Thus, if of little to no use while alive, yet their figures in death shall serve to set an inspiring target for tomato-wielding lifeforms, everywhere.
| OK, that confirms it...
definitely Morte... 
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04-16-2008, 11:58 PM
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| | | Then does he wield the cane in his mouth? Or is he the figure head of a cane?
After all, the dentures are classified under the fist category.
Then again, he stated that it's +5 against undead, so does that mean that he's actually alive? If so, does he have a fist instead of a mouth or teeth instead of hands and fingers?
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04-17-2008, 08:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Crenshinibon Then does he wield the cane in his mouth? Or is he the figure head of a cane? | I think I would object to that, if I weren't too involved in mouthing my gums, which are made of tutti-fruiti. Quote: |
Then again, he stated that it's +5 against undead, so does that mean that he's actually alive? If so, does he have a fist instead of a mouth or teeth instead of hands and fingers?
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