Everything I need to know about life I learned from BG2

[EMINEM]

For example

1. Both could definitely use a patch
2. Neither are bug free, but its possible to avoid and elimate some with the help of others
3. Say the wrong thing to the right girl, and the romance is terminated.
4. Soloing through life is possible, but having friends around is safer and comes with wonderful interactions
5. Reputation changes, but alignments stay the same
6. No matter how you behave, the rest of humanity leans towards order and goodness
7. You'll discover Neebers and Noobers in both worlds
8. Cheating is easy, but ruins the fun
9. There are no saving throws against imprisonment
10. How happy life would be if we had the power to re-load!

[Aegis]

There are saves against imprisonment in rela life. They're called high explosives!

[Kayless]

If there’s one thing BG2 has taught me it’s this: ‘Nothing is more fearsome then a hamster and his berserker sidekick.’

[Aegis]

what about the beserker side kick does with the hamster?

Oh wait... Thats foul.... Whoops..