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03-25-2008, 03:38 PM
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Would eating candles be very bad for you? I'd chew them first. 
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03-25-2008, 03:42 PM
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| | | It depends. Are they lit?
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03-25-2008, 03:51 PM
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| | I might light one, and do the wax dripping stuff.
I was thinking of getting sponsored for charity. I can eat most anything. At most Speeds. 
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03-25-2008, 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Craig  I might light one, and do the wax dripping stuff. | That isn't bad. That is sexy.
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03-25-2008, 04:02 PM
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| | Awww yeah
Still Digesting wax? Good, bad?
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03-25-2008, 04:13 PM
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| | | I don't really think you can. We 'loosen' up fats with bile, but before that it has to spend some time in the stomach. Wax is too solid, I think it will coagulate and solidify before it leaves the stomach. It could be the proverbial brick you'd have to poop out once it does.
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03-25-2008, 05:58 PM
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| | | What about wax fruit? Would you light them on fire while eating?
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03-25-2008, 07:19 PM
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| | | That'd be some sort of fire eating thing....Nah, I just feel I could use my stomach for charity.
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03-25-2008, 11:43 PM
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You need help, and soon!
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03-25-2008, 11:46 PM
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| | Such a random, pointless, but TOTALLY awesome thread!! |
03-25-2008, 11:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Siberys Such a random, pointless, but TOTALLY awesome thread!! | Indeed, it's quintessentially SYM, ain't it
Right up there with a certain thread I remember that involved the shaving of body hair... 
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03-25-2008, 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted by dragon wench Right up there with a certain thread I remember that involved the shaving of body hair... | I think I might want to see this....
2 in the morning, full glass of tea, some Eisbrecher playing in the background, yep, definitely need to see something like that.
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03-26-2008, 03:30 AM
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| | | Would they taste like honey if they were beeswax candles?
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03-26-2008, 05:28 AM
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Originally Posted by dragon wench Indeed, it's quintessentially SYM, ain't it
Right up there with a certain thread I remember that involved the shaving of body hair... | Oh... that thread...
How come this thread reminded me of that thread as well?
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03-26-2008, 05:29 AM
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| | I have eaten candles in small quantities and I haven't suffered any ill effects that I can identify. I can't comment on larger quantities though. 
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