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05-12-2003, 07:15 PM
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LOL....Ok, is this a confession    | certainly not. it never happened. there are no witnesses. so there. ha. indeed.
never happened.
no.
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05-12-2003, 07:18 PM
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certainly not. it never happened. there are no witnesses. so there. ha. indeed.
never happened.
no. | Snicker....I guess you don't know who much Dwarves like to brag when they have been drinking....
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05-12-2003, 07:26 PM
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Snicker....I guess you don't know who much Dwarves like to brag when they have been drinking.... | they were lying! the dwarf died in a mining accident...
um
not that there was a dwarf. it was a metaphor for, uh, how nothing happened.
um, yes.
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05-12-2003, 07:32 PM
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they were lying! the dwarf died in a mining accident...
um
not that there was a dwarf. it was a metaphor for, uh, how nothing happened.
um, yes. | The Dwarf Died...we had no idea, we thought he was just passed out down there......
You should be ashamed 
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05-12-2003, 07:39 PM
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You should be ashamed | oh believe me, I am
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05-12-2003, 07:45 PM
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oh believe me, I am | LOL.....Just dont be surprised if Galuf or garazdawi never speak to you again.
Or for that matter, run the other direction when they see you coming
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05-12-2003, 07:53 PM
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LOL.....Just dont be surprised if Galuf or garazdawi never speak to you again.
Or for that matter, run the other direction when they see you coming | I actually get on rather well with dwarves, which, I believe, is how I ended up in this situation
and I am resolved to resist pointing out the double meaning in that second sentence... 
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05-12-2003, 07:55 PM
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I actually get on rather well with dwarves, which, I believe, is how I ended up in this situation
and I am resolved to resist pointing out the double meaning in that second sentence... | Oh My .......LMAO
Well, in the latter case, it seems it wold hold even more true
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05-12-2003, 08:00 PM
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| | | I think I'd better get to bed now. and possibly a cold shower is in order. g'night.
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05-12-2003, 08:01 PM
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I think I'd better get to bed now. and possibly a cold shower is in order. g'night. | LOL.....I need to get some work done as well
.....Night..
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05-12-2003, 10:00 PM
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Can we prevent this from turning into another pure spam thread, please? Let's keep it appropriate and focused on its august subject. Thanks.
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05-13-2003, 12:41 PM
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Has the concept of the cursed returning dwarf been considered here? A nasty little problem - returns infuriated dwarf back to thrower..
Also, I feel compelled to forward gnomes as the dominant species. With regard to tossing, they are of course superior when one considers their spell casting abilities. The longer the range the more damage they can inflict in transit
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05-13-2003, 12:48 PM
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*stakes thread through black heart*
Aherm.
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05-13-2003, 12:56 PM
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*thread resurrects and a Dwarven hatchet buries in Frogus' head*
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05-13-2003, 12:57 PM
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You know froggus you could be a little more considerate next time and post one post earlier. That way I wouldn't feel my only contribution encouraged your considered and eloquent prose (you did think long and hard right?).
*sigh* You mention gnomes and people just turn off...
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