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08-08-2001, 04:29 PM
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I'm just trying to test out my signature.... yeah, yeah, I know it's kinda long... 
(Its a conversation in BGII between Minsc and Jan, if u don't recognize it...)
[ 08-08-2001: Message edited by: Armageddon ]
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"Boo? Boo... where are you?"
"What's the matter, Minscy? Did you lose [snicker]... lose [giggle]... lose something?"
"You! The tiny, tricky gnome! Minsc knows it was you who stole Boo! You cannot fool Minsc! What is that bulge moving about within your trousers?"
"This bulge here? Why, that's [ha-ha] that's nothing. I'm just happy to see you Minscy. [giggle] Oh, those tiny feet tickle so."
"I hear Boo's frenzied squeaking! Ho-ho! He is growing angry, little man. Release Boo from your drawers lest his sharp teeth nibble on your naughty bits in his outrage!"
"Boo would never do such a thing... Uh, at least I hope he wouldn't. Actually, now that I think about it, that's a chance I'm not willing to take. Here you go Minscy - Boo's yours again, safe and sound."
"Ah, Minsc and Boo together again! Jan, you are not worthy of having a miniaturized giant space hamster scampering loose in your pants."
"Ah, I suppose there are precious few of us indeed who are truly worthy of that particular honor."
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08-08-2001, 04:34 PM
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Insanily funny, and insanily disgusting all at the same time. I think you've lowered yourself Veh's level. Congrats!  |
08-08-2001, 04:35 PM
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LOL
I actually didn't make it up! Seriously! It is honestly part of the game! (I encountered it in Chapter 8 so it might be a ToB thing...)
[ 08-08-2001: Message edited by: Armageddon ]
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"Boo? Boo... where are you?"
"What's the matter, Minscy? Did you lose [snicker]... lose [giggle]... lose something?"
"You! The tiny, tricky gnome! Minsc knows it was you who stole Boo! You cannot fool Minsc! What is that bulge moving about within your trousers?"
"This bulge here? Why, that's [ha-ha] that's nothing. I'm just happy to see you Minscy. [giggle] Oh, those tiny feet tickle so."
"I hear Boo's frenzied squeaking! Ho-ho! He is growing angry, little man. Release Boo from your drawers lest his sharp teeth nibble on your naughty bits in his outrage!"
"Boo would never do such a thing... Uh, at least I hope he wouldn't. Actually, now that I think about it, that's a chance I'm not willing to take. Here you go Minscy - Boo's yours again, safe and sound."
"Ah, Minsc and Boo together again! Jan, you are not worthy of having a miniaturized giant space hamster scampering loose in your pants."
"Ah, I suppose there are precious few of us indeed who are truly worthy of that particular honor."
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08-08-2001, 09:48 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>I think you've lowered yourself Veh's level. Congrats!
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| Hmmmmm... it's getting awefully crowded down here with everyone sinking to my level
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Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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08-08-2001, 09:51 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Hmmmmm... it's getting awefully crowded down here with everyone sinking to my level </STRONG>
| Don't worry Veh, I have confidence that you'll always be capable of sinking just a little lower than the rest... 
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08-08-2001, 10:12 PM
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Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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08-08-2001, 10:29 PM
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And from all the way up here, I get quite a good view of how successful you are
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08-08-2001, 10:33 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>And from all the way up here, I get quite a good view of how successful you are </STRONG>
| You should see the view from down here! 
Sorry, bad joke... *Vehemence sinks even lower*
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Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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08-08-2001, 10:41 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>You should see the view from down here!
Sorry, bad joke... *Vehemence sinks even lower*</STRONG>
| See, how could I not have faith in you when you're constantly proving it...
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08-08-2001, 10:45 PM
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Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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08-09-2001, 10:30 AM
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cool armagedden, but insanely long. 
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08-09-2001, 10:46 AM
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Yups, very long... Now you could go around posting 1 word messages and still not being accused of spamming... |
08-09-2001, 11:52 AM
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Geez... Now I'm not sure if I want to sink further to Vehs level, if I want to "good" and go and join Georgi... |
08-09-2001, 08:35 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>Geez... Now I'm not sure if I want to sink further to Vehs level, if I want to "good" and go and join Georgi...
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| Sorry Aegis, but I don't think it's a question of wanting
It's like quicksand, the more you struggle, the faster you sink, deeper and deeper
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Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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08-09-2001, 11:41 PM
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