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Old 06-23-2003, 08:15 AM
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Heheh.
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Old 06-23-2003, 08:30 AM
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Well - of course - it if was you that asked ....

but taking it as a hypotechical question (LOL) from a "significant other" so to speak - then - LIE AND SAY NO ....
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Old 06-23-2003, 08:33 AM
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Remember what "bum" means to those charming Americans. It means tramp, dosser, down and out.

Don't confuse them - they'll invade your country...
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Old 06-23-2003, 08:56 AM
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Yes it does and I like a big bum! Nothing is less sexy on a male than a flat, hardly visible bum - I like it well rounded
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Old 06-23-2003, 10:22 AM
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Yes it does and I like a big bum! Nothing is less sexy on a male than a flat, hardly visible bum - I like it well rounded
(note to self) must put round ballon in back of pants as well as the long one in front when meeting CE.

Grunt you have a lovely bum - atleast so the latest research shows. 89% of royal marines gave Grunt's bum a score of 5 (top mark) when questioned by 'Arse Research ltd.'.
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Old 06-23-2003, 10:36 AM
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(note to self) must put round ballon in back of pants as well as the long one in front when meeting CE.
(note to self) Must bring big needle when meeting Tom.
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Old 06-23-2003, 10:44 AM
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Its sweet but I don’t believe in acupuncture. But I do believe in the benefits of massage.
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Old 06-23-2003, 10:50 AM
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Its sweet but I don’t believe in acupuncture. But I do believe in the benefits of massage.
There are some controlled studies indicating acupuncture have temporary pain-relief properties However, massage has so far not been demonstrated to play a role in treatment of mental disturbances
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Old 06-23-2003, 10:59 AM
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There are some controlled studies indicating acupuncture have temporary pain-relief properties However, massage has so far not been demonstrated to play a role in treatment of mental disturbances
I would like to contest that! I got acupuncture once, after a back injury from North American football. Had to be carted to the doctor and such. He told me he was doing acupuncture, so I thought "what the hell" and let him stick the needles in my knees. Not only did my back no stop hurting, but I had two stinging red marks on me knees, as well as being over taken from nausea (I do deal well with anything going into my body thats not supposed to be there, especially sharp, pointy sticks). So, thats my little experiance with that quack practice.

And Grunty, I don't know why the hell you'd think I'd be admiring your ass... Crazy Brit....
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Old 06-23-2003, 11:17 AM
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Well clearly it is not satisfactory that we are clueless when it comes to the beneficial aspects of acupuncture and massage. I therefore propose that we conduct a controlled experiment to test the two methods of treatment. Aegis seems to have prior experience with acupuncture so it seems natural if he takes part in that side of the experiment, CE seems quite keen on needling so I am sure those two will get along fine

I am willing to sacrifice myself and sign up for being massaged and massaging the female population of SYM. Sigh... sometimes I am too nice. I give and give. Ahh well such is the burden of being a good person.
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Old 06-23-2003, 11:25 AM
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Poor Aegis...but it is clear that if acupuncture shold have a pain-killing effect and be a safe procedure, it must be performed by an expert, just like any type of treatment...and I am no expert, so the study would not by any good. Instead, I suggest we try other alternative treatments....

I bet your goodness is almost unbearable, Tom...good luck with imposing it on the female SYM:ers

Must go now, see you later.
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Old 06-23-2003, 11:59 AM
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From the pictures, Gruntboy has a skinny little butt. I voted no.
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Old 06-23-2003, 12:23 PM
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grunt just like i told my ex girlfriend. No. Your pants do not make your ass look big. It is in fact your LARGE ASS that makes your ass look big.


(of course she had a nice little bum but it isn't fun to be nice is it?)
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Old 06-23-2003, 01:43 PM
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Old 06-23-2003, 02:40 PM
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Heheh.
No, Dear, it looks just fine Which Millets store did you say had the sale on?
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