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Old 07-21-2006, 09:26 PM
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Well, me holding the stick brought unpleasant thoughts to mind. Luckily I found a good replacement. A whip!
*sigh* Lambs to the slaughter...
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Old 07-21-2006, 09:27 PM
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*smacks head*

What was I thinking? Okay, let's take a look through my arsenal of weapons. How about... a rubber thong?
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Old 07-21-2006, 09:28 PM
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What was I thinking? Okay, let's take a look through my arsenal of weapons. How about... a rubber thong?
Nothing leather in there, then?
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Old 07-21-2006, 09:33 PM
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Tisk tisk, silly Europeans. No idea what a thong really is.
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# A sandal held on the foot by a strip that fits between the first and second toes and is connected to a strap usually passing over the top or around the sides of the foot.
It's the typical Aussie bogan footwear, great for squashing stuff.
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Old 07-21-2006, 09:36 PM
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It's the typical Aussie bogan footwear, great for squashing stuff.
Like the hopes - and other, more tender areas - of other Australians?
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Old 07-21-2006, 09:40 PM
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Okay, well, if you choose to squash stuff with your tender areas, then that's - well it's not fine by me, I consider it weird, but I guess I can get on with life - okay by me.

Hehehe, I get to show a clip from one of my favourite movies during my English speech. It's from the movie, the Castle, though I doubt many of you have heard of it/found it funny (it's an Aussie movie with Aussie humour).
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(it's an Aussie movie with Aussie humour).
It's crap then?

I'm bored, g'night DJ.

Good luck with your speech or whatnot.
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Old 07-21-2006, 09:45 PM
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Just a thought, but they could be doing research for marketing products, rather than demand for thier products. I.E. what to put ont he boxes, what to show in their commercials etc.
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Old 07-21-2006, 09:51 PM
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Okay, Goodnight DN .

And if anyone is interested in The Castle, you can take a look at that Wiki link.
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Old 07-21-2006, 11:07 PM
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Tisk tisk, silly Europeans. No idea what a thong really is.
Yeah, uh, hate to disillusion, but to the rest of the world, a thong is something else you wear... which barely covers much of anything... So when you said you pulled out a thong, I nearly fell over anime-style.

Phreddie: so you think that they will start showing adverts of two men hugging in order to sell their products? I can see it now: two men are walking towards each other on the pavement, one drops his wallet, the other hands it to him, they hug, they kiss, and the guy who picked up the wallet pulls something out of his pocket. "Mentos: the freshmaker."
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Old 07-21-2006, 11:11 PM
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I know most people think it's that, but they're wrong. Afterall, if I as a man wish to wear thongs, then I do so. And if I choose to wear two, then I do that too. And if I let people see my thongs, and see me when I take my thongs off, then I'll do that too.
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Old 07-23-2006, 11:40 PM
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I'd hug Xan, but for fear of getting stuffed in a microwave by another burly Dane in leather chaps. Woe is man.
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Old 07-24-2006, 12:03 AM
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I know most people think it's that, but they're wrong. Afterall, if I as a man wish to wear thongs, then I do so. And if I choose to wear two, then I do that too. And if I let people see my thongs, and see me when I take my thongs off, then I'll do that too.


This reminds me of a story a guy I used to work with told me. He was sort of naive, and was chatting with a girl at some party about he and his brother going camping.
Somehow the conversation turned to the types of clothing one takes on a camping trip, it went something like this:

guy: "My brother and I always bring thongs, they are very practical around the campsite"

girl: *shocked look* "Don't you find them.... uncomfortable?"

guy: "Not at all, they are so easy to slip on and off"

girl: "Ummmm"

guy: "Except for the sort of slapping sound they make sometimes, it can attract attention"

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Old 07-24-2006, 01:42 AM
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Reminds me of the routine by Aussie comedian Carl Barron. He was talking about his time overseas

'Hey, see that girl over there, you can see her thong'
'Yeah, so what?'
'Look, she's wearing a thong'
'What's the big deal? I thought everyone wears them'
'What?'
'Well, I wear thongs'
'Really?'
'Yeah, so do my parents, when we were little and I went to the beach, we'd take them off when we got on the sand'
'Are you serious?'
'I've got a couple of thongs back at my room if you don't believe me'
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