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07-20-2003, 01:23 PM
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| | well, work me in at your earliest convenience 
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07-20-2003, 01:25 PM
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| | | well ................ how bout right now *grins* |
07-20-2003, 01:27 PM
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| | Checks calender....I'm free 
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Guess what? I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell! |
07-20-2003, 01:28 PM
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| | | LOL glad to hear you could fit me into your busy schedule |
07-20-2003, 01:30 PM
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| | Er..yeah, busy, that's it
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Lord of Lurkers
Guess what? I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell! |
07-20-2003, 01:32 PM
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| | | Uhhuh , or sumptin right *grins* |
07-21-2003, 02:53 PM
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| | | Playing golf
For a woman
1. Buy coordinated, tasteful golf outfit
2. Buy box of colored balls
3. Use small golf bag and 5 clubs (all super flexible shafts)
4. Get golf cart, load up with bottled water
5. Take practice swing, remove large divot
6. Replace divot, carefully sand and seed
7. Take real swing, remove divot, send ball 100 yds up middle of fairway
8. Drive golf cart carefully
9. Repeat 5-7 until reach green
10. Take drink of water
11. Take out putter, use twice
12. Tell friends how well you played
For a man
1. Pick out least dirty Hawaiian shirt
2. Buy large box of most expensive balls
3. Use huge golf bag, take all 14 clubs allowed, all with super stiff, pro-only shafts
4. Get golf cart, load up cooler with beer
5. Do extensive warm-up exercises, complain of a recent injury
6. Take vicious practice swing, scare ball
7. Take real swing and hit ball as hard as possible
8. Ask where ball went
9. Hit a second tee shot because first ball lost
10. Remove large divot, stamp down bit of recovered grass and cuss
11. Drive cart recklessly into woods to find second ball
12. Drink a beer
13. Repeat 6, 7, 8 and 12 as needed until green is reached
14. Remind everyone of recent injury
15. Take out putter, use three times
16. Cuss
17. Decide a new club is required, buy more balls
18. Lie about how well you played, repeat 14
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07-21-2003, 06:17 PM
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| | LOL...You forgot the part about wrapping the expensive club around the tree and tossing the whole damn bag in the water hazard
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07-21-2003, 07:13 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Scayde
LOL...You forgot the part about wrapping the expensive club around the tree and tossing the whole damn bag in the water hazard | ..well, I didn't want to stereotype women...
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07-21-2003, 07:15 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Grendel
..well, I didn't want to stereotype women... | *snicker*..........How kind
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Scayde Moody
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07-21-2003, 07:20 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Scayde
*snicker*..........How kind
| thought you'd appreciate that.. 
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07-22-2003, 06:21 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Grendel
thought you'd appreciate that.. | LOL....Indeed .
The last thing you want is an angry woman golfer pilfering your bag, and wrecking havoc on your favorite club and balls. 
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Scayde Moody
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07-22-2003, 08:23 PM
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| | Scayde, this thread reminded me about how I haven't had an oil change in, oh, eight thousand miles.
This is why I have to buy a new car every two years.
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07-22-2003, 09:12 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Aqua-chan
Scayde, this thread reminded me about how I haven't had an oil change in, oh, eight thousand miles.
This is why I have to buy a new car every two years. | Want me to change your oil? maybe a lube job?
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Guess what? I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell! |
07-22-2003, 09:50 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Aqua-chan
Scayde, this thread reminded me about how I haven't had an oil change in, oh, eight thousand miles.
This is why I have to buy a new car every two years. | LOL..Don't they do that for you when you trade them in ?
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