Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap)

[ch85us2001]

Originally Posted by Magrus

Meanest, lowest, vilest thing I have ever done. Umm, are we being serious here?

Maaaaaaaaaybe.


Spill those guts Mag.

Or is that the secret?

[Oscuro_Sol]

Sooooo about Brian?

CHU!! Chu are you watching AI tonight?!?

[ch85us2001]

Originally Posted by Oscuro_Sol

Sooooo about Brian?

CHU!! Chu are you watching AI tonight?!?

Already watched it. (Go . . . EST!!!!!!)

[Oscuro_Sol]

Originally Posted by ch85us2001

Already watched it. (Go . . . EST!!!!!!)

SOOOO ABOUT BRIAN?

Don't tell me don't tell me!! Well tell me if that prick butchered BR because I want to be prepared

[ch85us2001]

Originally Posted by Oscuro_Sol

Don't tell me don't tell me!! Well tell me if that prick butchered BR because I want to be prepared

Kelly does fairly decent with it.


She looks like Night Of the living dead though.


And they treated the music as if it was Death Metal or something. Theyd say things like "Rock out" and everybody was wearing semigoth clothing

[Oscuro_Sol]

Originally Posted by ch85us2001

Kelly does fairly decent with it.


She looks like Night Of the living dead though.


And they treated the music as if it was Death Metal or something. Theyd say things like "Rock out" and everybody was wearing semigoth clothing

I'm so nervous.. dunno why, I'm a nerd!! A Queen nerd
Oh what about Innuendo?

OH AND BRIAN?

OHH!! Did Brian and Roger coach them?

[ch85us2001]

Originally Posted by Oscuro_Sol

Oh what about Innuendo?

Chris does it.

OH AND BRIAN?

*cough*

OHH!! Did Brian and Roger coach them?

Yes. On A HUGE stage before the Anaheim show. Special Effects and all.

[Oscuro_Sol]

Originally Posted by ch85us2001

Chris does it.

*cough*

Yes. On A HUGE stage before the Anaheim show. Special Effects and all.

Yes I know THAT, but how was it?

I'll start posting pictures ... or I'll have to do it myself

YAYYYY!

[ch85us2001]

Originally Posted by Oscuro_Sol

Yes I know THAT, but how was it?

They took the good Guitar Parts out.

I miss my Mexican-Estabanish.

[Oscuro_Sol]

Originally Posted by ch85us2001

They took the good Guitar Parts out.

I miss my Mexican-Estabanish.

What does that MEAN?

[ch85us2001]

Originally Posted by Oscuro_Sol

What does that MEAN?

The

DODODODadodoDoDOO*repeat*Dedeededededweep!!!

Accoustical part.

[Chimaera182]

Gorsh. It's hard to pick out of the list of mean and vile things I do in a single day, let alone the meanest and most vile thing I've ever done in my life, or what I want to do. I have the urge to push people down the stairs; I once told a friend to let me push him down the stairs, just so he'd break his leg and get pain-killers, which he could then give me. I think about hitting people with my car all the time. I detest the people who travel down the halls at my university on skateboards or scooters, and I long to knock them over and watch them tumble. I think about burning the school down--I suggested it just this morning; it was a joke, seriously, but I must admit the idea was tempting. Well, that's not exactly mean, but it isn't exactly good. I think about--and actually am currently writing one of them--writing some stories that are very anti-Christian just in the hopes of pissing off the maximum amount of people I can in a single day (the one I'm writing now is a comparison of religion to drugs; it's not a novel idea, I admit, but I enjoy it if only to piss people off). I constantly mock and ridicule people; Kira will certainly attest to that (she flipped me the bird so many times today I thought her middle finger would fall off). I'm often described as a certain part of the body which everyone has due to my general mean-spiritedness. I consider what the world would be like under my control, and it's not pretty; well, it is to me, but I guarantee it won't be to anyone else. As for vile things, well, I made out with a statue of Venus today for our Mythology project (I swear I was neither drunk nor high), and that thing is just nasty. It had gum in its left eye, is missing most of its right arm, and she looks pretty shabby. So I'm on film molesting a statue and kissing it. God knows what birds have been doing to that thing, let alone anyone else (someone painted her toe nails, ffs) or anything else. I guess I haven't done much else in the way of vile, except for drawing body parts on a table during class, which nearly made the four people who saw it (Jen, Khristian, Shahnaz and myself) laugh and get in trouble (I swear, Khristian kept giggling silently, and Jen was, too, but when I drew a male body part, Shahnaz caught sight of it and sent me this nasty look, then smiled because she wanted to laugh; at that point, Jen saw Shahnaz trying not to laugh and then had to push her chair back so she would be out of the professor's line of sight, and she had to cover her mouth to prevent from being heard; I myself was directly across from the teacher [to describe distance, the table comfortably sits 14, as there are 14 of us; one at each end, and six on the sides] and I almost lost it completely because I could see Jen turning bright red; I seriously bit my tongue to keep from laughing too loud, but I suspect the professor noticed something was amiss). That isn't vile so much as a "You had to be there" story. Well, that's kind of today in a nutshell, although I left out most of my scathing remarks about the people I made fun of.

Originally Posted by Ravager

Oooh. Comparing Mag to Thatcher, that's just harsh.

I thought it was hilarious, myself. When that picture opened up and there she--oh, I'm sorry, that was Magrus, so there he --was, staring back at me with those lifeless eyes, I couldn't stop laughing.

[Magrus]

Originally Posted by ch85us2001

Maaaaaaaaaybe.


Spill those guts Mag.

Or is that the secret?

Hmm, there's quite a few things. I can be cruel, sadistic and vindictive when someone deliberately goes out of their way to hurt me or my friends.

Let's see, for every time Jenica left me for her abusive ex, I had my way with one of her close friends who wanted me. She got sooo mad...

I beat the crap out of a kid in gym class for lying about something he promised he would keep secret. His friends jumped me, and I didn't hurt him when I'd dealt with his friends because he hadn't hit me, and told him to go home and keep his mouth shut. Well....I didn't show up the next day because I was sore and pissed still. He was one of the only two kids who weren't too bruised and hurt to go to school the day after that, and I caught him smirking and pointing out my bruises and saying he beat me up two days ago. I beat his skinny ass in the middle of the gymnasium for not keeping his end of the deal when I let him go without a beating when he should have gotten one for being involved in the first place.

*coughs* Someone screwed me over, lied to two of my best friends and gave them STD's, pawned my PS2 for drugs and stole $900 from me. There's a price on his head now.

Some guys who lived near me when I was growing up always swerved to hit my brother and I when we rode our bikes around our neighborhood. I got my older neighbor to grab his big Gatorade cooler, you know, the ones you'll use for a football team? We started chugging kool-aid....alll day. Relieved ourselves in it, dumped ice in it, and sold it as lemonade to the guys on their way home from work. They stopped bothering us...

Some teenagers who used to beat my brother and I and some of the younger kids where we grew up regularly always left their bikes out in the open. They figured no one would do anything to them because everyone was afraid of them. Meh, I don't really get afraid of anyone. Afraid of pain yes, but *shrugs* they beat us all up regardless. The left them on top of the hill at the playground. There were 2 trees, very close together a ways off from the hill.....I grabbed their bikes, aimed them, and sent them down the hill, dead on between the trees as fast as I could and mangled their handlebars.

Umm, I just woke up, that's all I can think of right now.

@ Chim, If we were going into simple vile, mean thoughts, I'd never finish.

[Chimaera182]

Originally Posted by Magrus

@ Chim, If we were going into simple vile, mean thoughts, I'd never finish.

LoL geez. We would've been good friends IRL.

I just can't think of what the most mean or most vile thing I'd ever done/do would be. I become more malevolent as I get older, and my ability to be mean or vile is always improving. I imagine by the time I'm 90 and in a retirement home, I'll be switching people's catheter bags with their IVs. Ooh, that's just vile.

[Gunofgod]

Me and my friends have broken in and vandalized 13 houses, I suppose the vilest deed was my neighbours house .

Now every time I visit a house or some other building I look for a good way to break in or break out, I have even found some weaknesses in my own house.

Now I'm planning a 14th...

Who is more evil than me?