Dial-a-Cretin

Mr Sleep · #1 (**permalink**) 08-10-2001, 02:54 PM

Ever wanted to impress that special loved one at a party, ever needed to look better for the family. Have you ever needed to look good in front of the boss......

Well we have the people for you Dial-a-Cretin

Just dial ********* and you can sign up one of our expert members, they will make faux pas and insensitive comments, that will make you look better. Get into a debate with one of our 'experts' and see how intelligent you can be.

It will only cost ** ** per person per hour.

Never forget.....we are on demand and we never ask question (that you don't have the answer for)

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Yshania · #2 (**permalink**) 08-10-2001, 02:57 PM

I need to know my cut before I offer my services...(or are you offering us yours?

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T'lainya · #3 (**permalink**) 08-10-2001, 02:57 PM

LMAO

Do you have an American branch? Or do you just hire us?

Mr Sleep · #4 (**permalink**) 08-10-2001, 03:00 PM

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Originally posted by Yshania:
<STRONG>Faux Pas. Sorry - couldn't resist

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Thanks for the correction.

You get a 10% cut of the fee we charge the client.

@T We are going worldwide any day

T'lainya · #5 (**permalink**) 08-10-2001, 03:03 PM

I'm sure it'll do very well here

Yshania · #6 (**permalink**) 08-10-2001, 03:20 PM

OK - before I get some ZZZs I will give you two a few to be getting on with. All signed anonymous...

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What do you think (those of you, who, like me, put on a suit before going in to work) about people's ideas about long hair? I used to have two and a half foot long hair, though now I have short hair (cut to look "respectable"). I am thinking about growing it out, what do you think? What does our society think about that? Is that understandable? Respectable?

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I have a dream every night (It's a nightmare really) I wake to find my computer gone and I search the house but it's gone. Panic sets in then and I start turning in bed. My wife hits me with the broom and wakes me up, still the memories linger.

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I was at a concert at a local venue and all of the kids were brought up onto the stage to sing.....Well i had this obsession when i was younger of chewing gum until its taste turned for the worse, and then adding more gum to the bit's in my mouth until i ended up with a huge wodge of 7 sticks of gum in one big lump......Well the woman on stage noticed i had this gum in my mouth so she said ot stick it behind my ear. I did so. Unfortunately it ended up sticking to my hair. So there i was on stage in front of 200+ people trying desperately to remove this gum from my hair (which by the way only made it worse ) My brother was also helping - if you can call it that - by pulling long strands of the stuff just so everyone saw what had happened.

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You know, I thought at first that I would be a new breed of spammer, posting only funny, insightful posts. But then Weasel started leaving little "free samples" hanging on the knob of my front door. I tried one once, it left my hair so bouncy and full; then I tried another, and it really did taste better than the cereal that I had be eating. Now Weasel is starting to charge me for my "spam fix." I've already sold my cats. I may have to stoop to stealing. Leedog - where did you say Waverly parked his car? I am DOOMED.