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05-21-2002, 12:50 PM
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Maybe it is not a bad idea to draw the spam away from DF Discussion. Now that we have some able bar wenches, and more able consumers - here is the place 
Come on Ned - set up that still! 
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05-21-2002, 12:59 PM
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05-21-2002, 01:03 PM
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05-21-2002, 01:05 PM
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So, I see the place is open, So what's to drink? Where are the wenches? And are they available for private parties?
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05-21-2002, 01:07 PM
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05-21-2002, 01:09 PM
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Hey, I never wore that dress......
However, if you wish to negotioate for some *private* services, I will be more than happy to accomodate you. 
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05-21-2002, 01:11 PM
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Grog me!
Nice to see a place like this, what are the odds that The Rolling Thunder crew (TM) roll in on us? Maybe they've got some weapons that I can buy!
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05-21-2002, 01:11 PM
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05-21-2002, 01:14 PM
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05-21-2002, 01:17 PM
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My god woman! You are turning into Sleepy! Look! She's even carrying a sheep around with her!
I cannot wait until we get out of this place, I want to either go blade hunting, or decide if I want to carry on using my hands!
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05-21-2002, 01:17 PM
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**walks in huffing and puffing, dragging the ole' still behind him**
I hold Beldin and Eerhardt personally responsible for letting the cartel tavern dip to page six. Man, that was a long haul dragging the still. 
**proceeds to connect the connections and turn the turnables. A few moments pass and the still comes to life, and there was much rejoicing**
Aaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy Aaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy
So are there any rules in the erection of this tavern. I'm guessing we travel here from the DF discussion thread if we ever start to get off topic. Or, do we meet here, and then if we want to talk about the story, we move to the 'serious' discussion thread. I think we should go kidnap the tin man and have him as a full time bouncer. I like the tin man.
**pours a jug o' electric shine, quaffs it, and begins making the request for a round of Jameson**
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05-21-2002, 01:17 PM
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Of course, shoeshining is my specialty. I usually delegate that chore to a lackey, thus leaving me free to attend to other needs.
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05-21-2002, 01:20 PM
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Well I was considering you and Ned were the best wenches here, so what do you think?
| I'm not a wench. I'm invincible.
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05-21-2002, 01:29 PM
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Quiet Ned, she is looking for some *private * entertainement from the wenches.
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05-21-2002, 01:44 PM
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@Nippy - I would suggest a sword - using your hands may raise a few eyebrows! Quote: Originally posted by Ned Flanders
**walks in huffing and puffing, dragging the ole' still behind him**
I hold Beldin and Eerhardt personally responsible for letting the cartel tavern dip to page six. Man, that was a long haul dragging the still.
**proceeds to connect the connections and turn the turnables. A few moments pass and the still comes to life, and there was much rejoicing**
Aaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy Aaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy
So are there any rules in the erection of this tavern. I'm guessing we travel here from the DF discussion thread if we ever start to get off topic. Or, do we meet here, and then if we want to talk about the story, we move to the 'serious' discussion thread. I think we should go kidnap the tin man and have him as a full time bouncer. I like the tin man.
**pours a jug o' electric shine, quaffs it, and begins making the request for a round of Jameson** | Welcome! I think we know when we are spamming and when we are not! I was only thinking of minimum spam in DF Discussion, and here is a free for all - who knows?? even Fas may join us for a glass!
*reluctantly hands out bottle of Jemmies then hands BS her boots*
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