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10-29-2002, 11:55 AM
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I need help.
i really need help.
i have this deep dark secret.
I know i havent told any of you this...but i must.
I will explode otherwise.
I like atomic kitten songs!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God have mercy on my soul.
I hear the songs and i turn the volume up....sit infront of the tv and just stare.
I cant help myself.
I tired doc Waverly's purples pills.
Did not work.
I tried to picture the pantless marines (you can see my desperation).
That did not work.
I even tried to imagine Weasel in a speedo (man am i desperate or what??)
That did no work.
I could only look and listen to atomic kitten.
I need help..........
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10-29-2002, 12:03 PM
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I need help.......... | Yes, you do 
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10-29-2002, 12:39 PM
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Good lord man! I'll got the gun. Do you want to do it yourself? Saying that, I like the girls, they are very nice...
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10-29-2002, 12:40 PM
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I even tried to imagine Weasel in a speedo | This is past help. IMO, you should look for an exorcist.
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10-29-2002, 12:42 PM
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Saying that, I like the girls, they are very nice... | Which is why you turn the sound off and watch them shake their booty... 
Fas, all I can say is: 
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10-29-2002, 12:48 PM
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@ Kam, that's what I'm talking about... Mmmm Kerry Katona...
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10-29-2002, 12:55 PM
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Stop it! Aahh...it's no good. Be right back...
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10-29-2002, 12:58 PM
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Hello!? What're you upto now?
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10-29-2002, 01:05 PM
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Err...nothing! And I've all finished the nothing, so that's OK, isn't it? 
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10-29-2002, 01:16 PM
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Damn you scare me, Kam. I'm getting worried about you, it must be all that Bristol air...
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10-29-2002, 01:19 PM
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*sees current conversation and backs out the door before he has to see anything*
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10-29-2002, 01:26 PM
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I had pretty much the same thought BS...
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10-29-2002, 01:29 PM
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I had pretty much the same thought BS... |
But yet you are still here......I wonder what keeps you?? 
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10-29-2002, 01:30 PM
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The thought of Atomic Kitten!
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10-29-2002, 01:31 PM
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