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05-06-2003, 06:55 AM
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As I find myself in a particularly irritable mood right now, I felt I'd take advantage of it while it lasts. If you find you are in a similar mood, feel free to add your foul fumings here. The format is thus:
Death to..*insert person/place/thing that needs to die here*
I shall begin.
Death to all telemarketers! May they eternally rot for continually bumping me off my dial up connection with their inane attempts to sell me something I could give a rat's ass about! 
Death to everyone in my way when I'm trying to get to work! May their tires deflate, and engines throw a push rod for raising my blood pressure through the roof! Bah!
Death to Barney and the psychopaths who created him! I went to a major department store not too long ago...and every TV set in the bloody place was displaying the idiotic purple dinosaur with the geeky set of teeth. I had to escape before I lost my cookies.  May they each burn for what they've done. |
05-06-2003, 07:28 AM
|  | Elf Ninja of Argyle | | Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: New York
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| | | Regarding the telemarketers - death to them indeed. Some advice - if your state has a "no call" or "no solicitation" list - get on it. In New York the state has established such a list - and all you have to do is go on the website and register your name. I did this a few years ago and now I never receive solicitation calls - and I mean never - compared to before when I got 4-5 calls a night. If your state doesn't have this kind of list service - call your state legislator.
Death to "psychics" who proclaim to speak with the dead and have nationally syndicated TV shows that border on criminal fraud...God I hate that guy!
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05-06-2003, 07:30 AM
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Death to partisan politicians of all flavors and alignments. Let’s make it a capital offense to let petty party posturing and polarizing override the will of the people.
Boils and pestilence to Bush and any of his cronies who have abetted him in his ongoing failure to address the economy. Am I the only person who notices that heavy industry has migrated to Oceana, and that blaming the last administration isn’t really a fix?
Splitting headaches to Oprah and her accolades intent on Opratizing the US into a nation of whiny, touchy-feely, ‘poor me’ panty wastes.
Death and dismemberment to rubberneckers. Traffic is bad enough without you curiously surveying any roadside activity that is out of the ordinary.
Painfully swollen genitals to spammers. I’m sure I throw away useful email because it would be impossible to find the time to separate it from the loads of drek that make it past my filters.
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05-06-2003, 05:33 PM
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| | Death to my teachers for giving me so much homework lately.
(more later)
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05-06-2003, 05:48 PM
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| | | death to all those whiney posey wussy little "punk rock" bands that tarnish what was once an important and needed movement. Death to the Blink 82's, Death to the Avril's, death to the good charlotes, death to the lag wagons, death to AFI for turning kroq and mtv.... death to those who insult the legends of past by placing thier sydicated crap upon the title of Punk.
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05-06-2003, 06:01 PM
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| | Death to Infogrames ! They got bad tech support (yes, right folks ! Their tech support PC knowledge seems so little that makes be believe that they do game development under Pentium 2 machine.) More over they got severe SecureRom & Safedisk compatibility probs on most of their game release nowadays. To top that MOO3 got serious issue on installation side and game play. Don't believe me ? I recall around 120 bugs reported so far on their official forum - yal can check on their forum if yall don't believe me
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05-06-2003, 06:40 PM
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| | | Death by Stereo
(perhaps randomthug will say death to death by stereo)
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05-06-2003, 07:03 PM
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| | @Waverly: Be as elaborate and long-winded as you wish. Go for it.
Death to Chef Boyardee! May he choke on his meatballs.
Indeed, death to all rubberneckers, gawking at accidents, holding up traffic with their idiocy. Uncomfortable itching piles to the lot of them. If cranial capacity were measured in explosive power, not a one would possess the TNT needed to blow their own nose.
Last edited by Chanak; 05-06-2003 at 07:08 PM.
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05-06-2003, 08:30 PM
|  | Troublemaker | | Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Can't wait to get on the road again...
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| | Death to ISPs who don't let you connect half the time and abruptly terminate your connection for no apparent reason! May their connections be eternally terminated.
Death to people who used to work for your employers and are now living in your house and eating your food and watching your TV and using your computer because they'd rather do that than find themselves a new job
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05-06-2003, 08:46 PM
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| | Yes, death to those bipedal tapeworms that used to work for your employer, who now suck upon the teat of your generosity! May a wretched gastric obstruction cause them exquisite pain, and may they be plagued by a disasterous case of diarrhea for weeks! |
05-07-2003, 10:14 AM
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| | Death to Yorkshire Terriers, minature poodles, and all other snack-sized dogs! All they do is eat, poop, and shed their blasted fur everywhere. What do they do if an intruder enters the house? They yap maniacally, and hide under the couch...bah. May they be victimized by Siamese cats, terrorized by hordes of fleas, and eventually be devoured by a real dog, like a German Shepherd or Siberian Husky!  |
05-07-2003, 01:28 PM
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| | death to the screeching idiotic twelve-year-old girls on the bus who insist on holding a 'conversation' about a friend's middle name a the top of their voices. even when all the people that could even be remotely interested are sitting in a two metre radius. painful, messy prolonged death to the lot of them
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05-09-2003, 01:41 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Robnark
death to the screeching idiotic twelve-year-old girls on the bus who insist on holding a 'conversation' about a friend's middle name a the top of their voices. even when all the people that could even be remotely interested are sitting in a two metre radius. painful, messy prolonged death to the lot of them | I'm with you there, Robnark. Why the hell do people have children then allow them to smash the place up and ruin everyone's most basic peace and quiet with their screechy screamy horrible voices?
I have a thing about horrible voices....(*shudder*)
I myself have the voice of an angel, of course.
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05-09-2003, 01:46 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Chanak
Death to Yorkshire Terriers, minature poodles, and all other snack-sized dogs! All they do is eat, poop, and shed their blasted fur everywhere. What do they do if an intruder enters the house? They yap maniacally, and hide under the couch...bah. May they be victimized by Siamese cats, terrorized by hordes of fleas, and eventually be devoured by a real dog, like a German Shepherd or Siberian Husky! | Careful Chanak - those animal loving PETA people will come and blow up your house.
Then, dead, you'll wake up in Small Dog Haters' Purgatory where you'll be tortured by small dogs.
Then, in the fullness of heavenly time, you'll be reborn back on earth as a small dog, wearing your little tartan coat and a bow in your hair and big blokes like yourself will grimace and shout at you, threatening you with the most obscene of violent acts and eventually the wheel of karma will turn once more...
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05-09-2003, 07:32 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Enchantress
Careful Chanak - those animal loving PETA people will come and blow up your house.
Then, dead, you'll wake up in Small Dog Haters' Purgatory where you'll be tortured by small dogs.
Then, in the fullness of heavenly time, you'll be reborn back on earth as a small dog, wearing your little tartan coat and a bow in your hair and big blokes like yourself will grimace and shout at you, threatening you with the most obscene of violent acts and eventually the wheel of karma will turn once more... | In that case : Death to PETA !
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