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03-29-2006, 06:39 PM
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I was clearing out my email folders today, and I came across this one from however many years ago.
Dating Translations
I've learned a lot from you. = Next.
We need to talk. = I'm pregnant.
I want a commitment. = I'm sick of masturbation.
I still think about you. = I miss the sex.
You're so mature. = God, I hope you're eighteen.
I think we should see other people. = I'm seeing other people.
I've something to tell you. = Get tested.
I love what your wearing. = I can see your nipples.
Trust me. = Damn! I think someone has told her.
What are you doing Sunday? = I'm seeing someone else on Saturday.
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Originally Posted by ch85us2001 How do you like them apples, Oprah? |
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03-29-2006, 06:46 PM
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HA! Oh those are good. I love the "I still think about you" one. 
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03-29-2006, 08:47 PM
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the commitment one and what are you doing one are funny
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03-30-2006, 03:52 AM
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That looks like Ikky grade cynicism...nice.   | | |
03-30-2006, 05:49 AM
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The "You're so mature." one has definately come up with me before.
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03-30-2006, 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Magrus The "You're so mature." one has definately come up with me before. | You saying that to someone, or someone saying that to you?
Edit: Wait, who am I kidding. Magrus, mature? 
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03-30-2006, 04:30 PM
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| | She wasn't 18. 
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03-30-2006, 04:33 PM
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I'm reminded of Family Guy:
Quagmire: How old are you?
Girl: Sixteen...
Quagmire: Eighteen? Allll riiiiight.
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03-30-2006, 04:36 PM
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| | Wasn't quite like that. Cursing and an upset female was involved. Age doesn't matter....SURE for the female. For the male it's 2-5 years in a cell. 
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03-30-2006, 04:38 PM
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Ara, you aren't the first one to draw that conclusion... I'm starting to think Mag is just a real life Quagmire.
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03-30-2006, 04:47 PM
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Bah, Quagmire is a cartoon. One without brains, style, decency or mojo. I have mojo! 
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03-30-2006, 04:53 PM
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He has a catch phrase. Can you match that?
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03-30-2006, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Magrus Bah, Quagmire is a cartoon. One without brains, style, decency or mojo. I have mojo! | I don't know, there's some style involved when you can walk up to a couple of ladies in a lesbian bar and ask "hey, have either of you been penetrated?"
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03-30-2006, 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by dj_venom He has a catch phrase. Can you match that? | I have a few. Want some? Quote: |
Originally Posted by Aramant I don't know, there's some style involved when you can walk up to a couple of ladies in a lesbian bar and ask "hey, have either of you been penetrated?" | That's some balls man. Not style, straight balls.
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