Sorry, a deffinition of cute I read in a dictionary once - "Interesting but ugly". I think it was an American dictionary, but can't remember which one.
Jace: What I was able to see between alt-tabbing and looking over my shoulder to see if anyone was watching was sort of cute. What I was able to divine was that the cat was singing ( I have no speaker at work) and spending so much time day dreaming that she missed out on the love of the funny looking cat with the square mouth.
This has two thoughts:
A) Lucky cat. Iwouldn't want to date a cat with a square mouth, so hopefully she will romp off and find a cartoon cat with a mouth that actually moves as opposed to leering manically all the time.
B) Sad. Is that box that ends up between the cases her remains? If so, she should have stopped singing about the other cat and maybe used some cat-in-heat spray to drive him to distraction, therefore getting all the square faced cat love she could handle.
That was glurgetastic. You will pay me for the minutes of my life that you have stolen and the time it took me to post this message.
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A> Is it better to be leared at manically than not to be leared at at all?
B> Cat love? There is no such thing. When they want a pat, they are just secreting ownership pheromones on you or using you to clean themselves so they don't get hair balls. And Sad? Pathetic Cinderella type (the cat that is, not you Viv. Honest.). If you want Prince Charming, go out and smack him over the head and drag him back to your cave. If you just sit there in your box, you deserve to get packed up and posted where ever.
Originally posted by Jace A> Is it better to be leared at manically than not to be leared at at all?
B> Cat love? There is no such thing. When they want a pat, they are just secreting ownership pheromones on you or using you to clean themselves so they don't get hair balls. And Sad? Pathetic Cinderella type (the cat that is, not you Viv. Honest.). If you want Prince Charming, go out and smack him over the head and drag him back to your cave. If you just sit there in your box, you deserve to get packed up and posted where ever.
A> Hmmm...I would say not leared at at all. Groping on the other hand
B> I take it you've never had a cat in heat as a pet? They wander around the house meowing hysterically while male cats circle like vultures outside. That was my suggestion for her This is MUCH better than clubbing men over the head.
I had one once, but it was male and probalby was one of the ones doing the circling. Horrible thing it was and we got on because we both disliked each other and the world in general. Ah to be a teenager again.
Thank you for the welcoming, m'lady!
When it comes to things like cat love, try and not be so realistic. Realism in these kind of things, excuse my language, sucks.
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