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Old 02-24-2003, 08:07 AM
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Citizens of SYM. As I speak, seditious rebels are plotting the downfall of your community. I cite this thread as an example. Also, heinous crimes are being perpetrated against your personages, look here and the authorities powerless. Finally, perhaps worst of all, the dignity of SYM's fine young ladies is being besmirched.

Enough I say!

The pantless revolution has begun! Crack units of elite Pantless Marines are already storming the Winter Palace. We control the PM exchange and the hyperlinks that let you in to and out of SYM. Out of cover agents have siezed the PHP preprocessing code for the entire forums. The Old Guard has fallen.

If you are with me, as many of you are here, here, and here, then worry not! Peace and prosperity is coming. I will not let the enemies of SYM prevail.

If you stand against all that is right and virtuous and pantless, retribution will be swift and shaped like piano wire. Don't even think of turning to the mods (mods, don't even think you can withstand a popular uprising). Heh heh. There is, as they say, a fifth column approaching SYM from the inside...



Mwuhaha. *cackle*, Hahahaha, Mwuhaha, *snort* *chuckle*, MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA-HA!

Remember, Erdinger and Dragons.

Carry on.
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Old 02-24-2003, 08:12 AM
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Hmmmmmmm - somebody give Grunt his medicin, this is scary.
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Old 02-24-2003, 08:16 AM
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Suggesting that General Grunt is mentally ill is punishable by garotting.
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Old 02-24-2003, 08:16 AM
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You first, Xandax
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Old 02-24-2003, 08:28 AM
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Fight the pants!

*organizes tactical brigade for the assassination of Rogue General Grunt*
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Old 02-24-2003, 08:45 AM
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Frogus...That's treason! I'll have to look up the punishment for that...
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Old 02-24-2003, 08:50 AM
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Fight the pants!

*organizes tactical brigade for the assassination of Rogue General Grunt*
Nobody calls Grunty a rogue in the SYM, and you should know why...
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Old 02-24-2003, 08:56 AM
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@T'lainya

I like your style, welcome Comrade-Sister. Join the revolution!

I believe the punishment regulations call for is a sack beating. Followed by garotting.

Lets get started with returning order to SYM. Begin with building a pyramid of skulls over there where Tybaltus is standing.
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Old 02-24-2003, 08:59 AM
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As you wish General Grunt Shall we use Tys skull as the lynchpin for the pyramid?
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Old 02-24-2003, 09:04 AM
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Hmm, maybe not big enough. But I like your efficient way of thinking.

I shall nominate you as General Secretary T'lainya. The SYMers Executive shall surely accept. Carry on Comrade-Sister.
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Old 02-24-2003, 09:07 AM
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Nothing is as sexy as a revolution...

count me in.
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Old 02-24-2003, 09:12 AM
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Awesome. Our ranks swell as our pants dissappear!

Oorah!

Onwards Pantless Brigades! Crush your enemies, the treacherous Frogus Battalion. No mercy!
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Old 02-24-2003, 09:18 AM
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Why do i feel i am the first one on the hitlist?
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Old 02-24-2003, 09:18 AM
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And it's my pleasure to accept the position general
Welcome to the ranks Dottie !
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Old 02-24-2003, 09:27 AM
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CM - Enemy of the People No.1.

Funny that eh?
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