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Old 01-28-2002, 05:08 PM
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As this note is written, I have been in disguise as a "member" of the COMM organization for several hours, and already have exposed the fallacious nature of its bloated weaselcracy. This is the way it works:

1) New young boy joins up
2) New young boy forced to undergo "Initiation Ritual" consisting mainly of scenes resembling those from the Satyricon's days of Grecian father-figure manifesting itself in drunken debauches of buggery. No, I'm not saying they actually meet up and do these things, but I have proof that there is a "Virtual All-Male Orgy" hidden Forum within GameBanshee, and they all get onto this forum and play act:
CM: "Senator Weasel, O' great leader of Rome, let us ease your stress, please sir, we've brought the oil O' wise one"
craig: "yesh, me to, lic, lick"
Jandalf78: "I prostrate myself before you and present my prostate"
Weasel: "Remove my toga and proceed"
3) Weasel sets up a virus on the board which automatically siphons off 50% of their posts and counts them towards his total
4) The young boys build up the number of their posts by putting single sentence, meaningless posts like "Long Live COMM " and so forth.


And that's actually all there is to it. Kind of reminds you a No Gurlz Allowed clubhouse.....
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Old 01-28-2002, 05:12 PM
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Old 01-28-2002, 05:12 PM
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What is with you and wankerly watching Little Rascals???
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Old 01-28-2002, 05:15 PM
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WItch king confused me and aegis!! LOL!!
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Old 01-28-2002, 05:17 PM
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What is with you and wankerly watching Little Rascals???
*wonders what he is admitting to*
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Old 01-28-2002, 05:17 PM
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http://boards.wizards.com/rpg/eek.gif http://boards.wizards.com/rpg/eek.gif http://boards.wizards.com/rpg/eek.gif HOLY CRAP! I'll never look at the COMMS the same way again! (Or the Little Rascals for that matter)
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Old 01-28-2002, 05:18 PM
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@WK: LMAO you've got quite an imagination.
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Old 01-28-2002, 05:20 PM
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Ysh i am just asking admitting nothing.

As you should have noticed, Wankerly refers us to kids all the time.
And yet we are lewd scenerios etc.
I was just wondering!
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Old 01-28-2002, 05:34 PM
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WItch king confused me and aegis!! LOL!!
I'm not in COMM... Muppet...
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Old 01-28-2002, 05:40 PM
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Old 01-28-2002, 05:41 PM
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Wankerly [sic] refers us to kids all the time.
I wonder why, Mr. Girls Have Cooties

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Old 01-28-2002, 05:44 PM
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I wonder why, Mr. Girls Have Cooties

Foul: ...it is emblazoned with the effigy of 3 naked nymphs with limbs entwined.
Ah, thank you. I shall keep this in a position of high honor- on my bedside table. I shall scribe the names "T'lainya", "Vivien" & "Chrissy" on the inner thigh of each....
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Old 01-28-2002, 05:44 PM
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I wonder why, Mr. Girls Have Cooties

Foul: Masterful work. I will recommend you for the Medal of Fae. A high honor, but even if you are too humble to wear it, I advise you to keep it, as it is emblazoned with the effigy of 3 naked nymphs with limbs entwined.
Let me guess Waverly..You designed it..
*Errmm reads Wks post and blushes*
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Old 01-28-2002, 05:49 PM
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*Errmm reads Wks post and blushes*
*the color of T'lainya's blush is immediately, and indelibly ingrained into WK's mind- the warmth of vibrancy of life incarnate in incarnadine hues fills WK with a sanguine peace*

Thank you T'laniya for the splendor of your presence, and gift of your emotion.
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Old 01-28-2002, 05:58 PM
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And I am pleased to have you return to these boards. Your presence adds a unique and exotic flavor to the day.
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