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10-29-2005, 06:52 AM
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| |  COMM's Most Holy Plan of SYM Sanitation
It is time, my dear SYMians, to flush the cyber-toilet. 
Perhaps you have heard rumors of COMM's demise. The hordes of spammers rejoiced when the Weasely One departed SYM to ascend into the lofty heights of cyberspace, leaving the faithful to fend for themselves in the infernal fastness of the Dark Age of SYM. Or so it seemed, anyway... 
O, ye who have suffered the degradations of the hordlings, rejoice! It is time...the face of COMM's Most Holy Plan of SYM Sanitation will now be revealed to you. Learn how, far from going into the bye and bye where there's pie in the sky, the Quiet Loving Tyrant (Weasel to the unwashed) simply climbed the celestial stairs to stand watch by the hallowed toilet of cyberspace, his hand resting dutifully upon the lever of the commode. There he has waited, O faithful ones, for the proper moment to...well, to flush the toilet.
He has heard your cries of desperation, and has counted the tears of your miserable suffering. In his wisdom (read = procrastination), he has been waiting for the planets to align, sunspot activity to subside, and gas prices to go back down before doing the deed.
During this trial and tribulation of Most Holy Vigilance, your devoted warriors of COMM have been suffering right along with you. We have been behind the scenes patiently doing our Most Holy Duty, waiting for the ideal time to strike a mortal blow against the forces of chaos, spelling errors, and spam!
The time has arrived. Let the flushing commence. 
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10-29-2005, 07:04 AM
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| | And then there was an earie silence, for COMM no longer lives in the present, but inhabits the pages lost in history... 
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10-29-2005, 07:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Sytze And then there was an earie silence, for COMM no longer lives in the present, but inhabits the pages lost in history... | As one can see, the day of making spell-checking mandatory prior to posting is soon upon us.
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10-29-2005, 07:13 AM
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| | | I'm new here, but even I know that COMM is but a distant memory, a relic from the past, don't disturb the creatures that are feasting upon the corpse of COMM, for they are alive and need sustenance far more than you do. Nothing short of the return of the self-proclaimed Lord Weasel will revive this rotting cadaver. |
10-29-2005, 07:15 AM
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| | Do you realize what will happen if spelling is mandatory?! Chaos! Disorder! GB going down the....drains
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10-29-2005, 07:20 AM
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| | | If spelling were mandatory, I wouldn't be allowed to post!
Although, chanak never did like me.... its a conspiracy! the governemnt is trying to shut us down! TO ARMS! Fight for your country! Dont let the COMMies take you alive!
Wait! no no fighting... if the Loerd Weasel returns, we wont have a chance, we need to smother them in their sleep, SIDS is the way to go on this one.... |
10-29-2005, 07:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Chanak As one can see, the day of making spell-checking mandatory prior to posting is soon upon us. |
Darn that! In all my bluster I forgot to do that. The keys are like right next to each other!
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10-29-2005, 07:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Phreddie I'm new here, but even I know that COMM is but a distant memory, a relic from the past, don't disturb the creatures that are feasting upon the corpse of COMM, for they are alive and need sustenance far more than you do. Nothing short of the return of the self-proclaimed Lord Weasel will revive this rotting cadaver. | Ah, I see you are in need of enlightenment, then. The glorious dawn of eye-opening has yet to reach you. I encourage you to consider drinking coffee in the mornings. This might help.
The worms eating at a "corpse" are spammers, and the "corpse" is actually a mondo-sized block of spam. Size of a VW Beetle, I do believe.
Tsk-tsk. Shattering the delusions of others is always such dirty work. 
@Sytze: You are doing well. Providing such fodder for the christening of the Most Holy Plan of SYM Sanitation will earn you brownie points in the kingdom of COMMunicating to come.
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10-29-2005, 07:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Phreddie TO ARMS! Fight for your country! Dont let the COMMies take you alive!
Wait! no no fighting... if the Loerd Weasel returns, we wont have a chance, we need to smother them in their sleep, SIDS is the way to go on this one.... | Should we talk numbers here? Or is this hypothetical?
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10-29-2005, 07:35 AM
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| | | Enlightenment? are u looking for followers? why would the greatness of COMM need minions? nea i shall not listen to your heresy, a spamling fo the Great Factory of Spam, i am (we can rhyme good like that) and I will go crying ot my Mommie before i become a COMMie! |
10-29-2005, 07:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Demortis Should we talk numbers here? Or is this hypothetical? | We need the lurkers, their craft would be of the utmost importance to our quiet settling of this disturbance. |
10-29-2005, 07:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Phreddie Enlightenment? are u looking for followers? why would the greatness of COMM need minions? nea i shall not listen to your heresy, a spamling fo the Great Factory of Spam, i am (we can rhyme good like that) and I will go crying ot my Mommie before i become a COMMie! | Thank you for the sterling example above. You have earned yourself 9 Brownie Points in the Most Holy Plan of SYM Sanitation (1 point for each error in a post)!
Each Brownie Point is good towards a variety of prizes, up to and including the Grand Prize, "COMMunicating 101: Wean Yourself off of Spam, and Improve Your COMMunicating Skills."
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10-29-2005, 08:06 AM
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| | | *ligts bronnie points on fiyah!* |
10-29-2005, 08:09 AM
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| | Such good little heathens. Inside of their misguided spamming hearts is a COMM dying to come out!
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10-29-2005, 08:15 AM
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| | Who's a heathen? Has Luis been recruiting secretly? Is he planning to overthrow our partnership? Bad, bad Luis!! 
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